[Banana]

is joining the KKK. We were at a local amusement park and she asks "what's that monkey doing?" and pointing. I looked. That "monkey" was a black gardener. I am terrified everytime I see a "monkey" now.

[WoolyGoat]

she should check out flump's new translator

[Vitamin E]

Oh hush!

There's no diversity in Calgary.

[BIRD33]

Terrible parenting.

[Banana]

I know. Where did I go wrong, what should I have done? I bow to your infinite wisdom on the ramblings of a three year old. Do tell.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

be joining th' motherfukin KKK. We done been at a local amusement park and she asks "wut da FUCK's dat monkey doing?" and pointing. dis nigga looked. dat "monkey" done been a black gardener. dis nigga am terrified everytime dis nigga see a "monkey" now.

dis nigga know'd. Where did dis nigga get wrong, wut da FUCK should dis nigga has done? dis nigga bow to yore infinite wisdom on th' motherfukin ramblings o' a three year old. does tell.

I have no clue.

[BIRD33]

Are we going on the assumption that its understandable that blacks can get mistaken for monkeys?those crazy kids!

[Banana]

Are we going on the assumption that its understandable that blacks can get mistaken for monkeys?those crazy kids!

I know you believe you know everything, but you have zero kids. You haven't a fucking clue.

The man was in the distance, he was bent over. She actually did think he was a monkey. That's why she asked what he was doing. We have black friends. We aren't going to teach her to call them monkeys, you fucking retard. It was a funny story because it was innocent - not because we are teaching her to be a racist, :roll:

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

dis nigga know'd your ass believe your ass know'd everything, but your ass has zero kids. your ass haven't a fucking clue.

th' motherfukin man done been in th' motherfukin distance, he done been bent over. She actually did think he done been a monkey. dats why she asked wut da FUCK he done been doing. We has black friends. We aren't going to teach her to call them monkeys, your ass fucking retard. It done been a funny story because it done been innocent - not because we be teaching her to be a racist, :roll:

Ah. Ok.

[BIRD33]

I know you believe you know everything, but you have zero kids. You haven't a fucking clue.

The man was in the distance, he was bent over. She actually did think he was a monkey. That's why she asked what he was doing. We have black friends. We aren't going to teach her to call them monkeys, you fucking retard. It was a funny story because it was innocent - not because we are teaching her to be a racist, :roll:

I hear where you're coming from and of course this is more a philosophical debate than a parenting critique(somebodies nails intellectually) but I guess my main question is where did she come up with the monkey thing?I'm sorry but it sounds racist.Odd I say.I could totally accept a childs view of the world creating this confusion but its a little weird.

One sentence above was left in for no reason but to incite bitter feelings.

[BIRD33]

Also notice which of the posters above has a black gardener.Cucumber please change your name to Mr. Drummond.

[WoolyGoat]

they were at an amusement park

[BIRD33]

they were at an amusement park

I was hammered last night.

[Banana]

I feel so stupid. The n word is so much easier for a three year old to say than "monkey." :$

The kid sometimes confuses parks with zoos. She sometimes confuses apples with pears. She's three. She probably thought we were at the zoo. Saw a black figure in the distance, it has arms and legs (unlike any other animal at the zoo) and she assumed monkey.

Really, I can't believe I am explaining the three year old mind to you. But I despise being refered to as racist.

[Vitamin E]

Spook-hater!

[BIRD33]

I feel so stupid. The n word is so much easier for a three year old to say than "monkey." :$

The kid sometimes confuses parks with zoos. She sometimes confuses apples with pears. She's three. She probably thought we were at the zoo. Saw a black figure in the distance, it has arms and legs (unlike any other animal at the zoo) and she assumed monkey.

Really, I can't believe I am explaining the three year old mind to you. But I despise being refered to as racist.

I'll let it go this time.