[leeman]

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask
if I was Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because
I asked for Polish sausage?"



The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

[BIRD33]

From my uncle who was in the FBI.


This is Priceless......
And you're going to love it.

This is toooooooooo good not to pass on!!!!

Only in Detroit…

Pronounce this child's name ...........PRICELESS!


Another indication of our wonderful Detroit school system in action.
How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a"

Leah??
NO
Lee - A??
NOPE
Lay - a??
NO
Lei??

Guess Again.
This child attends a school
in Detroit, MI... Her mother is irate
because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha".

When the Mother was asked about the
pronunciation of the name, she said, "the
dash don't be silent".

SO, if you see something come across your desk
like this, please remember to pronounce the dash.
If they axe you why, tell them the dash don't be silent.

[BIRD33]

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