10-30-2008, 02:52 PM
was that line from Blazing Saddles?
Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster
Try not to irritate Bird he is Vagina Sensitive
What
Try not to irritate Bird he is Vagina Sensitive
10-30-2008, 05:04 PM
It was go fuck yourself.
Long Beach is one of the cooler cities I've ever visited.Nice downtown setup with good restaurants and bars near the convention center and my hotel.The hot women to ugly ration is about 10 to 1.They might have a law that no females over 150 lbs are allowed out after dark.First night we have a big dinner and head to this Irish bar near the water.I meet a hot little 25 year old who is with her equally hot asian friend.I was my usual charming self and we end up hooking up and make plans to meet the next day.After all my work shit is done I meet up with her and get a few beers and go back to her place.Penis and vagina contact ensues.She wants to fly in around spring time and if I'm not dating someone else (or if I am)I will do it.I have gotten laid on my last two business trips which makes me think I need to move to another state and play the classy philadelphian full time.
Other than that it was a good trip.the last night I went to the sunset strip with some shit kickers from Virginia and hit a lot of bars and then a strip club.The strip club was the most aggresive I've ever seen as it was full nude and the chicks would literally take your hands and force you to fondle their tits and ass.Most of the girls were super hot and all seemed to be russian or eastern europeon.I got back to my hotel(by this time I was staying in LA) around 3 am and had to be up by 6 to make it to some meetings.I was so fucking hungover, the type where you are convinced you will throw up at any moment.I held on but still felt like death the whole day and still feel shitty.I think I've had 15 hours of sleep the whole week.
Long Beach is one of the cooler cities I've ever visited.Nice downtown setup with good restaurants and bars near the convention center and my hotel.The hot women to ugly ration is about 10 to 1.They might have a law that no females over 150 lbs are allowed out after dark.First night we have a big dinner and head to this Irish bar near the water.I meet a hot little 25 year old who is with her equally hot asian friend.I was my usual charming self and we end up hooking up and make plans to meet the next day.After all my work shit is done I meet up with her and get a few beers and go back to her place.Penis and vagina contact ensues.She wants to fly in around spring time and if I'm not dating someone else (or if I am)I will do it.I have gotten laid on my last two business trips which makes me think I need to move to another state and play the classy philadelphian full time.
Other than that it was a good trip.the last night I went to the sunset strip with some shit kickers from Virginia and hit a lot of bars and then a strip club.The strip club was the most aggresive I've ever seen as it was full nude and the chicks would literally take your hands and force you to fondle their tits and ass.Most of the girls were super hot and all seemed to be russian or eastern europeon.I got back to my hotel(by this time I was staying in LA) around 3 am and had to be up by 6 to make it to some meetings.I was so fucking hungover, the type where you are convinced you will throw up at any moment.I held on but still felt like death the whole day and still feel shitty.I think I've had 15 hours of sleep the whole week.
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