[Vitamin E]

I've tried to hula hoop all sexy like those vids you see on youtube, but instead of looking sexy I look like I am trying to shimmy a dildo out of my ass. Don't act shocked, fukkers. I can't coordinate my arms with my hips. I think the hook puts me off balance. What am I doing wrong?

SRO

[leeman]

Try crocket.

[Anhil8tor]

i played mike tysons punchout friday night and almost beat his ass....