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Who changed Bird's title
#1

I liked it WAY better before.

It had a long history.
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#2

It got changed automatically when Leeman "updated" the site.Believe it or not I'm not to upset its different.

I've been seeing this girl and somewhere along the way we got to discussing how she's never had a guy finish in her mouth and she asked me if I thought that was weird.I lied and said she shouldnt be so uptight about it.

See You In Toledo
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#3

BIRD33 Wrote:It got changed automatically when Leeman "updated" the site.Believe it or not I'm not to upset its different.

I've been seeing this girl and somewhere along the way we got to discussing how she's never had a guy finish in her mouth and she asked me if I thought that was weird.I lied and said she shouldnt be so uptight about it.

:lool:
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#4

I'm a huge hypocrite when it comes to semen in my mouth.I'm big enough to admit that now.

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#5

BIRD33 Wrote:I'm a huge hypocrite when it comes to semen in my mouth.I'm big enough to admit that now.

You always acknowledged your hypocrisy. It's your homophobia you have yet to acknowledge.
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#6

Banana Wrote:You always acknowledged your hypocrisy. It's your homophobia you have yet to acknowledge.


I still don't own up to any homophobia.I'm the best friend the gays have ever had minus the sucking on their johnson part of the friendship.

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#7

BIRD33 Wrote:I still don't own up to any homophobia.I'm the best friend the gays have ever had minus the sucking on their johnson part of the friendship.

I'm a straight female and I don't suck on anyone's johnson.



More to the point - I don't suck on my male friends johnson's either.
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#8

Banana Wrote:I'm a straight female and I don't suck on anyone's johnson.



More to the point - I don't suck on my male friends johnson's either.

Not that its my business but why not?

I've determined that the best bj you get from a woman is the second one she gives you.The first she's usually just happy to be there and is kind of shy about it.The second one she's all about proving her skills.After that its all downhill.

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#9

BIRD33 Wrote:Not that its my business but why not?

I've determined that the best bj you get from a woman is the second one she gives you.The first she's usually just happy to be there and is kind of shy about it.The second one she's all about proving her skills.After that its all downhill.

I'm cautious about what I put in my mouth.



Some tips, from a bj'er to a person receiving the service:

- tell her she is good, not like a nice discussion in the afterglow. Tell her DURING how hot it is and how good she is. DON'T ASK her how she got to be so good at it.

- give her the heads up. Not so she had time to stop and jerk (unless she is so inclined), but it will help her with her pacing and rhythm.

- don't let her suck on forever. If your having trouble, get her to stop, switch gears for a while and go back.

I'll think of more.
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#10

Some tips for your pal BIRD33....

Think of her ears as handle bars.

Have her hum the star spangled banner while you put a hand over your heart and make the fire cracker sound effects.

It's not healthy to hold in gas.

Ask her who tastes better, you or her ex.

Call out for your mother at peak moments.

Say I would have paid at least five dollars for that when you're finished.

See You In Toledo
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#11

back to the gay issue...What the fuck is up with this Heinz commercial?Thats a little more in my face than I'm used to.Do gays like ketchup that much?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXNzcxDr...6/mum.html

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#12

BIRD33 Wrote:Some tips for your pal BIRD33....

Think of her ears as handle bars.

Have her hum the star spangled banner while you put a hand over your heart and make the fire cracker sound effects.

It's not healthy to hold in gas.

Ask her who tastes better, you or her ex.

Call out for your mother at peak moments.

Say I would have paid at least five dollars for that when you're finished.

:lool:

Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster

Try not to irritate Bird he is Vagina Sensitive
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#13

BIRD33 Wrote:Some tips for your pal BIRD33....

Think of her ears as handle bars.

Have her hum the star spangled banner while you put a hand over your heart and make the fire cracker sound effects.

It's not healthy to hold in gas.

Ask her who tastes better, you or her ex.

Call out for your mother at peak moments.

Say I would have paid at least five dollars for that when you're finished.

Never healthy...

I once farted a girl in the face whilst she was tossin my sallad....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#14

leeman Wrote:Never healthy...

I once farted a girl in the face whilst she was tossin my sallad....

That itself is funny, but the way you phrased that was $$$ :loool:
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Banana Wrote:I'm cautious about what I put in my mouth.



Some tips, from a bj'er to a person receiving the service:

- tell her she is good, not like a nice discussion in the afterglow. Tell her DURING how hot it is and how good she is. DON'T ASK her how she got to be so good at it.

- give her the heads up. Not so she had time to stop and jerk (unless she is so inclined), but it will help her with her pacing and rhythm.

- don't let her suck on forever. If your having trouble, get her to stop, switch gears for a while and go back.

I'll think of more.

write these down jimmy
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#16

A+ thread
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#17

actually, snarg changed tweety's title
which one are you missing??
seems like general manager was last

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#18

Who let her out???

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#19

snarg Wrote:actually, snarg changed tweety's title
which one are you missing??
seems like general manager was last


Masturbation: finger lickin' good.
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#20

Jimmy Wrote:Who let her out???

Why you gots to be like this? Why?
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