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So I take a day off work yesterday and when I come back to work, I find my office is full of shredded paper. Not just a little bit either. They covered a 10 x 10 office with about 3 foot of shredded paper. It's everywhere, even in the desk drawers. I spent a couple of hours cleaning it up enough that I can work. Fucking retards.
I figured a few people here would get a giggle out of this.
I want ideas on getting them back now.
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do you have business cards?
I once took a box of my old cards (500? 1000?) and shoved em anywhere I could in this dude's office. In his desk, in and around his computer, in notbooks, textbooks, in his bookcase, file cabinet...just everywhere. Even after he cleaned it all up he was finding them for months.
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Fill his car with stryfoamcrush .....
That is teh shit to get outa the car.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Plastic wrap over the toilet bowl.
See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:Plastic wrap over the toilet bowl.
Plasticwrap everything in their cubicles.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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There's an idea. How long did that take you?
I'm thinking about TP'ing a couple of guys offices. Wrap everything in TP, then misting water on it all.
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Ok, plastic wrap is good too though the quiet factor goes out the window.
I have a meeting. I'll be back..
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you could turn everything in his office upside down.
one time we also piled every spare chair from the office in one guys' room.
stick a transparent tape under his computer mouse (hey it's broken !).
exchange two different keys on his keyboard
make some live wire running connected on his desk drawer so he got electrocuted next time he grabs a file
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Get a good naked picture. Anything that someone wouldn't want found in their office. Xerox about 200 of them. Then hide them all over his office. Inside books, in drawers, under things, inside magazines that are sitting out for people to read. When he realizes it, he will spend days combing through everything in the office to find them because he won't want to be embarassed if the wrong person happened across one.
And it will be twice as funny 2 years from now when someone does. I love you.
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Take a screen shot of his desktop. Delete all the icons from his desktop. Use the screen shot as his new desktop.
chester's options really good.
go further, select all his personal files (according that he got some personal storage) make them "hidden" then tell window not to display hidden files anymore.
laughs ensures
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I've got to admit, I like Chester's suggestion too. Problem is I don't know if he locks his computer when he leaves it or not. We've all been burned by that before, usually by embarrassing e-mails being sent out.
Frumper's one about the pictures is devious. There's something to be said about that.
The plastic cup one sounds good too but seems like a lot of work but if I'm going to get him back, I need to invest the time.
They are all good suggestions. Once I figure out what I'm going to do, I'll let you guys know. Thanks for the input.
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Jerkoff onto his chair. Poop in his shoe. Fuck something of his.
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Around here, we've all learned to lock our computers even if we just leave our desk for a few minutes.
But when people forget....I like to do little things like change their background, change the settings so that everytime they, for example, hit the backspace key, the Windows start up music plays. Another favorite is to change their radio station to some funky station, or lower/raise their chair, change the settings on their monitor, move things around on bulletin boards, change out a picture in a frame (I once covered my bosses wifes pic with a pic of Bea Arthur).
Those are all little things, but annoying none-the-less
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you Texans are freakin crazy