03-09-2008, 03:27 AM
Elipse La Faggotry (ELF) Power Rankings⢠- 3/7/08 (experimental)
"Kinda like the COF, but slighly oblong."
-HapYap
Feel free to copy/paste this thread for distribution as you see fit.
Though it seems that most with any sense immediately dismiss the Circle of Faggotry (COF), it has remained disconcerting to me that the list always includes UJ, and always in last place. (You are welcome to extrapolate that I have no sense. It IS a fair conclusion.) There are also those that see a successful post of the COF Power Rankings at UJ to be an excellent padding opportunity, or perhaps a chance for a quick bit of drama or a shout out ('sup TomFoolery?). Whichever camp you are in, you are welcome here. Anyway, I wanted to try to actually rank all of the "Faggotry" accurately based on merit and without bias. It took a fair bit of research, more than I had hoped to give the project. That being said, expect next week's ELF to be completely rigged (if the turd even manages to see the light of the sun). Without further ado:
1: CF - Plenty of NSFW jerk material, and all of it properly filed in the correct forum section. Kudos. I wish we could figure out how to do that here at UJ. We have tried campaigns at UJ to keep the hotties and nudes in "Hotties," but it just doesn't work. Some fun drama about whatever MAG is up to (they suck real bad (?) and want to merge to become better, kinda like Microsoft, maybe?), and a lot of amusing threads about doing different things with cats. Good work! Congrats on being ELF's inaugural #1. I think.
2: UJ - A lot of traffic this week, steadily more than weeks past. A whole lot of NSFW...some reposted (and worth it), and some fresh. Nothing stands out significantly enough to truly distinguish UJ this week besides some interesting banter about when you earned your "red wings," Squirt sharing some more of herself (thank you!), Who had the first idea of milking a cow, and the usual COF drama (this time somewhat spurred on by yours truly). A solid #2 that could stop up a low-flow toilet real good.
3: WTF - Hello, traffic! Even late on a Friday night, this place is bumping. Not sure if that's a good thing, or if WTFer's just don't have a life. WTF would have been #2 above UJ had I not received such a sour welcome. Several showed up to give me a "get fucked" as if they coined the phrase, or something. Though, congrats are due to WTFer's. It's like all of them are losing weight! Good work! I can't wait to see both Goldan and Thomas in a size 0 dress! I have to admit that many of the avatars here are very entertaining. Schmick, I love it. Never change, okay? Meltie, is that "man boob?"![[Image: icon_eek.gif]](http://www.uselessjunk.net/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
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4: IT - Low volume, and the place seemed sorta dead. I interacted some with Leeman, Paddy/Braindonor, and Annil8r, but nothing really seemed to be going on here.
5: PF - Low volume of users, low participation in threads, but hey...at least there are piles of threads! Most of the threads seem like call-outs, or what could be converted to PMs. I really want to rank them higher (they do try hard), but they're just not really happening this week. Maybe next week if they work really hard (I'm pulling for you guys!).
6: MAG - Not a whole lot of users, not a lot of interesting content. After a little bit of research (admittedly, not really very much), I determined that MAG is the home of the COF. The COF seems to be a device designed for self-boasting. It's like they try to ride upon the coat tails of everyone else. Weird.
Oh...and they try way too hard with their avatars here. The whole disturbing/funny bit isn't working.
7: GAT - Wow. At first, after a gracious welcome and after I examined some of the threads here, I figured this place might end up ranking #2 or #1. But, just as I was compiling the ELF Friday night, I found that I had been banned. What happened here?!
Quote: You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Despite their worth and content this week, I am afraid that they have landed themselves squarely in last place.
Predictions: ELF Power Rankings will not stand the test of time, and only have a 49.4% chance of showing up next week. Still...stay tuned.
"Kinda like the COF, but slighly oblong."
-HapYap
Feel free to copy/paste this thread for distribution as you see fit.
Though it seems that most with any sense immediately dismiss the Circle of Faggotry (COF), it has remained disconcerting to me that the list always includes UJ, and always in last place. (You are welcome to extrapolate that I have no sense. It IS a fair conclusion.) There are also those that see a successful post of the COF Power Rankings at UJ to be an excellent padding opportunity, or perhaps a chance for a quick bit of drama or a shout out ('sup TomFoolery?). Whichever camp you are in, you are welcome here. Anyway, I wanted to try to actually rank all of the "Faggotry" accurately based on merit and without bias. It took a fair bit of research, more than I had hoped to give the project. That being said, expect next week's ELF to be completely rigged (if the turd even manages to see the light of the sun). Without further ado:
1: CF - Plenty of NSFW jerk material, and all of it properly filed in the correct forum section. Kudos. I wish we could figure out how to do that here at UJ. We have tried campaigns at UJ to keep the hotties and nudes in "Hotties," but it just doesn't work. Some fun drama about whatever MAG is up to (they suck real bad (?) and want to merge to become better, kinda like Microsoft, maybe?), and a lot of amusing threads about doing different things with cats. Good work! Congrats on being ELF's inaugural #1. I think.
2: UJ - A lot of traffic this week, steadily more than weeks past. A whole lot of NSFW...some reposted (and worth it), and some fresh. Nothing stands out significantly enough to truly distinguish UJ this week besides some interesting banter about when you earned your "red wings," Squirt sharing some more of herself (thank you!), Who had the first idea of milking a cow, and the usual COF drama (this time somewhat spurred on by yours truly). A solid #2 that could stop up a low-flow toilet real good.
3: WTF - Hello, traffic! Even late on a Friday night, this place is bumping. Not sure if that's a good thing, or if WTFer's just don't have a life. WTF would have been #2 above UJ had I not received such a sour welcome. Several showed up to give me a "get fucked" as if they coined the phrase, or something. Though, congrats are due to WTFer's. It's like all of them are losing weight! Good work! I can't wait to see both Goldan and Thomas in a size 0 dress! I have to admit that many of the avatars here are very entertaining. Schmick, I love it. Never change, okay? Meltie, is that "man boob?"
4: IT - Low volume, and the place seemed sorta dead. I interacted some with Leeman, Paddy/Braindonor, and Annil8r, but nothing really seemed to be going on here.
5: PF - Low volume of users, low participation in threads, but hey...at least there are piles of threads! Most of the threads seem like call-outs, or what could be converted to PMs. I really want to rank them higher (they do try hard), but they're just not really happening this week. Maybe next week if they work really hard (I'm pulling for you guys!).
6: MAG - Not a whole lot of users, not a lot of interesting content. After a little bit of research (admittedly, not really very much), I determined that MAG is the home of the COF. The COF seems to be a device designed for self-boasting. It's like they try to ride upon the coat tails of everyone else. Weird.
Oh...and they try way too hard with their avatars here. The whole disturbing/funny bit isn't working.
7: GAT - Wow. At first, after a gracious welcome and after I examined some of the threads here, I figured this place might end up ranking #2 or #1. But, just as I was compiling the ELF Friday night, I found that I had been banned. What happened here?!
Quote: You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
Despite their worth and content this week, I am afraid that they have landed themselves squarely in last place.
Predictions: ELF Power Rankings will not stand the test of time, and only have a 49.4% chance of showing up next week. Still...stay tuned.
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