[Banana]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat...eat_it.php

[Vitamin E]

For fukks sake, NANA! [/dryheeve]

[Banana]

For fukks sake, NANA! [/dryheeve]

These are my fave clippings.....

Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass.

There is also a red starburst proudly proclaiming "Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable". Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant "Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!"

I was wrong. It means: "New Reusable Glass Container" which I think is their subtle way of saying you can also use the jar to puke in.

Beggin' Strips slogan is "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not.

[Vitamin E]

Beggin' Strips slogan is "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not.

Within the last 30 days....


2.0 had the flu. He thew up on his bedroom floor. Before I could get downstairs to retrieve a bucket and towel to clean it up, the dog had licked the floor clean. So, I went back to bed. The spouser asked if I Lysol'ed the floor. 'Yes, Dear. G'Night'

[Banana]

Within the last 30 days....


2.0 had the flu. He thew up on his bedroom floor. Before I could get downstairs to retrieve a bucket and towel to clean it up, the dog had licked the floor clean. So, I went back to bed. The spouser asked if I Lysol'ed the floor. 'Yes, Dear. G'Night'

My dog used to go into the cat box and eat cat shit. I didn't clean the litter box for months.

[Vitamin E]

I love it when Brooksy has the cat poop version of a milk mustache. I know I can take credit for cleaning Elvis' box.

[Anhil8tor]

you dog kicks ass...


8.2 threw up a mix of Sonic's Ocean water and strawberry milk the other night. The second that liquids hit the floor my dog for the last 16 years broke out and ran for the door to go outside. This is the same dog that I have to kick in the morning to make sure he is still breathing and beg him to go outside.

Anyway... the funny thing about Sonic's ocean water is that its an unnatural blue. And apparently it comes out so fast that you can't prevent it from coming through your nose. So when I got in 8.2's room he had blue sonic water dripping down his nose into his mouth. I started laughing, which in hindsight wasn't a good idea because curdled milk stinks.

I did the right thing though. I brought 8.2 into the bathroom so the spouser could strip his bed and get it in the washing machine so that she could come bath him after.

[Banana]

Anyway... the funny thing about Sonic's ocean water is that its an unnatural blue. And apparently it comes out so fast that you can't prevent it from coming through your nose. So when I got in 8.2's room he had blue sonic water dripping down his nose into his mouth. I started laughing, which in hindsight wasn't a good idea because curdled milk stinks.

I did the right thing though. I brought 8.2 into the bathroom so the spouser could strip his bed and get it in the washing machine so that she could come bath him after.

:lool:

My friend got wasted in his youth and stumbled to the couch to pass out. Being passing out though, he leaned over the side of the couch to puke. Unfortunately, his cat had chosen that exact moment to wander over to the couch and say hi.

He said the cat turned into "fur ball of puke careening around the room and howling."

[Vitamin E]

:lool:

[SanDog]

I wish that at some point I had puked on an animal. I puked on my friends mom's herb garden once. Washed it down. He never told his folks, so they ate my vomit for a while.

[Banana]

I almost puked on my cat once. My bf (at the time - not Jimmy) propsed the night before and I accepted. So, to wash away the regret of having said that, I drank myself into a stupor. The next morning, I had the wonderful job of telling my parents (who disliked him). As I was walking up to the front door, I stopped to throw up in the bushes. The cat walked right up to me as I was about to hurl. I kicked him out of the way. After I puked, he looked at me as if I was insane and then proceeded to lick the vomit off of my shoe.

Stupid animals.

[BIRD33]

I almost puked on my cat once. My bf (at the time - not Jimmy) propsed the night before and I accepted. So, to wash away the regret of having said that, I drank myself into a stupor. The next morning, I had the wonderful job of telling my parents (who disliked him). As I was walking up to the front door, I stopped to throw up in the bushes. The cat walked right up to me as I was about to hurl. I kicked him out of the way. After I puked, he looked at me as if I was insane and then proceeded to lick the vomit off of my shoe.

Stupid animals.

That guy really lost out.

[Banana]

That guy really lost out.

He used to pick his nose and wipe it on the coffee table.

You'd think we would have been a match made in heaven.

[BIRD33]

http://functionalambivalent.typepad.com/...t-gue.html

[Vitamin E]

Would it be ghey to confess to jizzing on my cat in this thread?

If not, I pulled out to toss sauce on the spousers back....well anyway, crooked guns don't always fire straight. Just sayin'

[Sunny]

:lool:

Best thread of the day

My favorite clipping was this Banana

"Then there was the "white" wine. This one's aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it's cut? That's nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat.

I really don't understand what could have gone wrong! I used moldy bread and socks, EXACTLY LIKE THE RECIPE SAID!"

[Anhil8tor]

:lool:

Best thread of the day

My favorite clipping was this Banana

did he get a buzz though?