[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

1. Flumper starts $$$ theards.

2. Flumper is much funnier.

3. Flumper is loved by a million more people.

4. Flumper is a better golfer.

5. Flumper doesn't like to caress meaty penises.

[Cool Hand Luke]

perfect list.

[WoolyGoat]

:pizza:

[BIRD33]

1. Flumper starts $$$ theards.

2. Flumper is much funnier.

3. Flumper is loved by a million more people.

4. Flumper is a better golfer.

5. Flumper doesn't like to caress meaty penises.

Dude you ran away to be the star at arguably the lamest forum on the internet.

I am a better golfer.

I don't start threads yet I'm legendary.

I'm not a sell out.

I'm young and have better stories.

I'm better looking.

I'm a minority.

I'd say 80% of my posts are absolute knee slappers.

My name is well is more well known at all the sites you post at yet I've never posted at any of them.

[Cool Hand Luke]

Dude you ran away to be the star at arguably the lamest forum on the internet.

I am a better golfer.

I don't start threads yet I'm legendary.

I'm not a sell out.

I'm young and have better stories.

I'm better looking.

I'm a minority.

I'd say 80% of my posts are absolute knee slappers.

My name is well is more well known at all the sites you post at yet I've never posted at any of them.

i've never heard of you until i came to this place. i've heard flumper's name many times. just sayin'.

[Paddy]

BIRD33 pretends he doesn't care about this stuff, whereas Flumper has no problem admitting that the boreds are his lifeblood.

[BIRD33]

i've never heard of you until i came to this place. i've heard flumper's name many times. just sayin'.

You are the biggest douchbag I've seen here in a while.

Flump this guy "gets you".This is why I'm better.

[BIRD33]

BIRD33 pretends he doesn't care about this stuff, whereas Flumper has no problem admitting that the boreds are his lifeblood.

How do I care about this stuff?Please share the water cooler gossip.

[Cool Hand Luke]

You are the biggest douchbag I've seen here in a while.

Flump this guy "gets you".This is why I'm better.

Uh...it's King of All Douchebags, dummy.

why can't you cope with the fact you aren't a big deal on the internets?

[WoolyGoat]

How do I care about this stuff?Please share the water cooler gossip.

you did a vanity search at Phoenix and multiplied the results by 6?

[BIRD33]

you did a vanity search at Phoenix and multiplied the results by 6?

Its a fact, goat.Don't be jealous.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

6. Flumper makes more $.

7. Flumper has gotten more pussy and still does.

8. Flumper has a huge smoker on a trailer and BIRD33 has a collapsible charcoal grill that he uses to tailgate by himself in the fartherest parking lot from the stadiium.

9. Flumper has healed the sick.

10. Flumper can blow better smoke rings and doesn't sell himself for buttsex to pay off his Christmas debts.

[WoolyGoat]

Its a fact, goat.Don't be jealous.

someone else search "BIRD33" at phoenix and tell me if you get more than 44 hits fitting onto one page of results.

[Paddy]

doesn't sell himself for buttsex to pay off his Christmas debts.

Foolery sent him $20, so that was 4 less blowjobs.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Foolery sent him $20, so that was 4 less blowjobs.

I'll bet BIRD33 is a 501©3.

[Sunny]

Flumper why do you hate Bird so much?

[BIRD33]

6. Flumper makes more $.

7. Flumper has gotten more pussy and still does.

8. Flumper has a huge smoker on a trailer and BIRD33 has a collapsible charcoal grill that he uses to tailgate by himself in the fartherest parking lot from the stadiium.

9. Flumper has healed the sick.

10. Flumper can blow better smoke rings and doesn't sell himself for buttsex to pay off his Christmas debts.

BIRD makes more money than Flumper did at the same age.

BIRD doesnt care about BBQ even though he's black.

BIRD has already had sex more times and in more disgusting ways than Flumper has.

BIRD will be taking the corporate jet to Pinehurst yet again this year.

BIRD will wait till flumpers daughter comes of age, sweep her off her feet and then inherit all of flumpers possesions.

[BIRD33]

Flumper why do you hate Bird so much?

I'm the future, he's a has been.

[BIRD33]

someone else search "BIRD33" at phoenix and tell me if you get more than 44 hits fitting onto one page of results.

it came up six pages for me.I recall one post by you saying you "need me to post there" if you were going to stay.That was sweet of you.

[Banana]

Flump is closed minded

Bird is ..... nevermind....