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MMA > insert your favorite sport.

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#2

To much man on man action for me.

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#3

BIRD33 Wrote:To much man on man action for me.


Yeah, cause in football it's not about a bunch of fat fucks hugging each other.

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#4

In their underwear in the 69 position for minutes at a time, no.

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#5

BIRD33 Wrote:In their underwear in the 69 position for minutes at a time, no.

As opposed to those manly tights in football? Or those snappy trunks they wear in boxing?

Face it kid, boxing is BS. None of them last a round with Fedor.

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SporK Wrote:As opposed to those manly tights in football? Or those snappy trunks they wear in boxing?

Face it kid, boxing is BS. None of them last a round with Fedor.

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different sport, genius. Have that guy put on gloves and stand up the whole time and he'd get rocked by a heavyweight.

If it wasnt true he'd be boxing.Theres ten times more money in it for a boxer.

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BIRD33 Wrote:different sport, genius. Have that guy put on gloves and stand up the whole time and he'd get rocked by a heavyweight.

If it wasnt true he'd be boxing.Theres ten times more money in it for a boxer.


Fighting with rules is for pussies.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get rocked standing up. Dude has an excellent stand up and an iron jaw.

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SporK Wrote:Fighting with rules is for pussies.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get rocked standing up. Dude has an excellent stand up and an iron jaw.

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You can't headbutt in mma if I recall correctly.Pretty sure theres a whole bunch of rules actually.

I repeat if he could actually stand up and box with the big boys he would be doing so because all the real money is in boxing.

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#9

I hear that Brock Lesnar (sp?) is going to the MMA, along with Kurt Angle. Wonder how they will do since they've been out of the real stuff for some time now.
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#10

BIRD33 Wrote:You can't headbutt in mma if I recall correctly.Pretty sure theres a whole bunch of rules actually.

I repeat if he could actually stand up and box with the big boys he would be doing so because all the real money is in boxing.

You can't poke in the eyes and punch in the balls.

In case you've been in a cave for the last 5 years, boxing currently sucks and is boring. MMA has a huge following and the fighters already are or soon will be getting paid as much as boxers. Face it, boxing is over.

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SporK Wrote:You can't poke in the eyes and punch in the balls.

In case you've been in a cave for the last 5 years, boxing currently sucks and is boring. MMA has a huge following and the fighters already are or soon will be getting paid as much as boxers. Face it, boxing is over.

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Can you show me a mma fight that is as anticipated as De La Hoya and Mayweather and while you are at it give me a mma match where both fighters combined make as much as De la hoya or Mayweather by themselves?Face it, youve been sucked up by the current cool thing to do like mma and poker.You are a prototypical predictable young male age 18 to 30 that advertisers love because you're dumb as sheep.The best part is you're to stupid to even realize it.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Can you show me a mma fight that is as anticipated as De La Hoya and Mayweather and while you are at it give me a mma match where both fighters combined make as much as De la hoya or Mayweather by themselves?Face it, youve been sucked up by the current cool thing to do like mma and poker.You are a prototypical predictable young male age 18 to 30 that advertisers love because you're dumb as sheep.The best part is you're to stupid to even realize it.

Neither is currently the "cool thing". Both have been around forever. Who the fuck cares about De La Hoya and Mayweather? The over the hill 50+ crowd because they don't know any better? The only reason MMA hasn't had more exposure is because of dumb religous groups and senators like McCain. Face it, boxing is an old, boring, dying sport while MMA is a breath of fresh air.

As for poker, I've made more money over the last couple of years than I could have doing anything else. While you work a job that lands you in prison once a month.

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SporK Wrote:Neither is currently the "cool thing". Both have been around forever. Who the fuck cares about De La Hoya and Mayweather? The over the hill 50+ crowd because they don't know any better? The only reason MMA hasn't had more exposure is because of dumb religous groups and senators like McCain. Face it, boxing is an old, boring, dying sport while MMA is a breath of fresh air.

As for poker, I've made more money over the last couple of years than I could have doing anything else. While you work a job that lands you in prison once a month.

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MMA has been around forever and was a breath of fresh air when I was in high school.It will never be as popular as boxing.

If boxing is old and dying why is the de la hoya purse more than all mma purses this year combined?

Prison?

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BIRD33 Wrote:MMA has been around forever and was a breath of fresh air when I was in high school.It will never be as popular as boxing.

If boxing is old and dying why is the de la hoya purse more than all mma purses this year combined?

Prison?


Sponsers and gamblers. MMA needs time to grow. Boxing is just corrupt and boring but fwiw, I see Fedor Vs Lindland posters all over NYC and haven't seen one for de la hoya.

Didn't you say you have to visit a prison once a month?

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