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#1

Do you leave the door open? Does spoucer care?
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#2

No, that's "me" time.
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#3

Blondie Wrote:No, that's "me" time.

Me too. And "me" time of like...2 minutes. Why do guys need a book? Is it a fucking library? poop, wipe, leave. When do you find time to read?
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#4

i play golf and "deal or no deal" on my phone.
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#5

Have no choice. The kids come and open the door irreguardlesss.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#6

reading on the can is a time-honored tradition
and very relaxing

i used to also write there
one of my books of poetry is titled: notes from the throne
with good reason

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#7

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Have no choice. The kids come and open the door irreguardlesss.
Not a word. just sayin'

And do they say "ewwww! daddy, you stink!" Kids are fucking great for that. My sister once said, out loud at a mall "But the toilet water was red! Where's your band-aid?!"

:rant:
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#8

snarg Wrote:reading on the can is a time-honored tradition
and very relaxing

i used to also write there
one of my books of poetry is titled: notes from the throne
with good reason

Why is it relaxing to sit in your stench?
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#9

Banana Wrote:Me too. And "me" time of like...2 minutes. Why do guys need a book? Is it a fucking library? poop, wipe, leave. When do you find time to read?


Huh I thought I was the only one like that.

I never figured out what that was about. I guess they're cogitating.
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#10

Banana Wrote:Why is it relaxing to sit in your stench?

I've met Snarg. It's a step up for him to wallow in that emission.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#11

Blondie Wrote:Huh I thought I was the only one like that.

I never figured out what that was about. I guess they're cogitating.
Hey! I do that in the shower, not in the bathroom!

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#12

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Hey! I do that in the shower, not in the bathroom!

Our shower is open. >< We have a toilet with a door. the rest of the bathroom is open. No fun for either of us.
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#13

Banana Wrote:Our shower is open. >< We have a toilet with a door. the rest of the bathroom is open. No fun for either of us.
It would be nice if our shower is open.I've never thought of that before.
What is that? Are you serious? I can be a lot of fun.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#14

Banana Wrote:Why is it relaxing to sit in your stench?

my shit smells like roses


Banana Wrote:Not a word. just sayin'

And do they say "ewwww! daddy, you stink!" Kids are fucking great for that. My sister once said, out loud at a mall "But the toilet water was red! Where's your band-aid?!"

:rant:

lecter's kid farted in his face tonite
chip off the old block
soon he will be sharting and taking pix of his dirty drawers
:loool:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#15

Sassy Wrote:It would be nice if our shower is open.I've never thought of that before.
What is that? Are you serious? I can be a lot of fun.


Ditto Sassy.

Pix please!
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#16

Blondie Wrote:Ditto Sassy.

Pix please!
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Your polite style is very nice. How did you hear about Program E?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#17

Sassy Wrote:I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Your polite style is very nice. How did you hear about Program E?
:loool:

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#18

Dr. Lecter Wrote::loool:

oh.... :loool: Yeah. I'll laugh too.

Sorry B. :loool:
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#19

nice, another thread about shitting & farting
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#20

me time too. (nota that this morning I took the laptop and I did posted meanwhile I was crapping).

huge.
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