[Anhil8tor]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"


Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist patron of ours.


It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."



The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"


The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir

[Fatfuckfrank]

u can stop postwhoring now, no one's paying attention

[what?]

a guy I worked with liked absolute, and kept talking about the "curant" flavor they had for a while (I think it's gone now). anyway, it was called Absolute Curant, but he kept pronouncing "Curant" as "Crunt" like "cunt". I told him to mix it in a dirty glass with some salt water and a splash of vinegar and call his new drink a "sweaty crunt". it took him a while to get it