12-13-2006, 05:15 PM
LeeMan hands out Plastic surgery tokens to himself and all the Mods as a Xmas bonus.
First he asks 8 what work he will get done
"FFS LEE I am going to get extra Tear ducts fitted in Mrs 8's ring to aid the Moisture"
Said the Smelf with a look of faraway lust behind his lavendar eyes.
Well Snarg what are you going to spend your plastic surgery token on?
The sexy FEM has a short think then says in her huskey yet supernatural voice
"I my lovely I am going to get my gag reflex removed so I can Gull all night without loosing my dinner and having to wash the bedsheets"
Then the two Moderators turn to LeeMan Esq and ask
"what are you going to get done?"
LEE says rather sheepishly for a Swede
"I have always fancied getting my arsehole bleached"
At this 8 and Snarg look at each other and start laughing their heads off
LEE gets quite embarrassed and asks
"what the fucks so funny with that I didnt chuckle at your Ideas I only want my arsehole bleached"
8 and Snarg look again at each other and say
"Its not that, we were just imagining Michman with Blond hair
First he asks 8 what work he will get done
"FFS LEE I am going to get extra Tear ducts fitted in Mrs 8's ring to aid the Moisture"
Said the Smelf with a look of faraway lust behind his lavendar eyes.
Well Snarg what are you going to spend your plastic surgery token on?
The sexy FEM has a short think then says in her huskey yet supernatural voice
"I my lovely I am going to get my gag reflex removed so I can Gull all night without loosing my dinner and having to wash the bedsheets"
Then the two Moderators turn to LeeMan Esq and ask
"what are you going to get done?"
LEE says rather sheepishly for a Swede
"I have always fancied getting my arsehole bleached"
At this 8 and Snarg look at each other and start laughing their heads off
LEE gets quite embarrassed and asks
"what the fucks so funny with that I didnt chuckle at your Ideas I only want my arsehole bleached"
8 and Snarg look again at each other and say
"Its not that, we were just imagining Michman with Blond hair
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?

