This story is kind of late, too bad.
I stayed in a hotel a few months ago when I was back in Seattle. It was picked more for convenience than star rating. One night I was woken up in at 1:08 AM by some serious sex in the next room. Bed pounding the wall, the chick moaning, it sounded like they were really into.
I thought, "There goes any hope of sleeping tonight."
Then by 1:10 it was silent. Apparantly the guy had issues lasting. I felt really bad for the woman, and almost went over there offer he a fuck that would last more than a minute and a half.
Instead I went back to sleep.
This story doesn't have a really good ending.
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yeah.
ok some questions :
1. does the chick was hot
2. do you think that laughing out really loud would have driven you being killed ?
3. do you think that reindeers are funny ? And that eventually even monkeys falls from trees
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2 whole minutes?? Wow, Im jealous :$
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apple Wrote:2 whole minutes?? Wow, Im jealous :$
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."I'm glad you're impressed. Do you mean your name is jealous $.
Who said I had to make sense ?
I dunno, now that Sassy mentioned it I would kind of like to know if Apple's real name is Jealous.
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leucetios Wrote:I dunno, now that Sassy mentioned it I would kind of like to know if Apple's real name is Jealous.
Me either. Why now? "What does this refer to" Sassy mentioned it he or she would kind of like to know if Apple's real name is Jealous ?
I understand.
Who said I had to make sense ?
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ntype Wrote:speaking about performances I can last one very intense minute if I think about fat grannies in underwear.
I like the way you talk.
Who said I had to make sense ?
you don't help much in fact. I even suspect that you are the boring kinda customer who never sets his room on fire or get to use your room as a casino.
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The girl I was dating right after highschool wanted to go to the beach for July 4th so I drove us to Ocean City, Md and we start looking for motels or hotels but being that its the holiday weekend we had a hell of a time finding any vacancys. Anyway after almost two hours of looking for a place we find this motel 10 minutes from the beach, the parking lot is pretty empty and the place looks like shit but we were desperate.I go in to see about a room and am confronted by a one armed man with no shirt on.He seemed like a pleasant guy but looked a little crazy, since I was only 18 and some places wouldnt let anyone under 21 rent I was grateful he gave me a key. We get up into the room and its a hell hole but at that point I just wanted to chug a six pack and we were just staying the night so I let it go.Long story short its about 9PM and still light out and we are in our room and I hear real loud banging coming from the first floor.I come out and its the one armed guy now just in boxers banging on the room door below us on the first floor with a bat.I try to creep back into the room but he spots me and says "theres people in there,I can hear em,they must have broke in".He wants me to come down and help him get them out,at this point I realize the one armed guy is on crack.I look down at the room and theres no light on and nobody moving.So I ask why dont you just open the door?He's say's"I havent had the keys to the first floor in months, I'm like "ok". I tell him to call the cops, he laughs.I go back inside my room and try to lock the door but it breaks on me.So now I can either sleep in a unlocked crack den or try to get another room from a crackhead(I was to drunk to drive anywhere). I never told my girlfriend until the next day what was going on and I spent the whole night laying on the bed, eyes open checking the windows every 5 minutes.
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I have a hotel story.
We were in Auburn for a game, and every hotel was full. We ended up finding a room in a place that didn't really look all THAT bad. My husband and his friend were smoking outside and this dude comes up and asks them "if they wanted some hard." They were both drunk and somehow thought he was talking about weed. No, he was talking about crack. They said no thanks, and he went away. About an hour later our phone rings. It was the crack seller. We said no again, and passed out. About 3am there is a loud knock at our door. The crack man again. At this point I was a little freaked out and didn't sleep well the rest of the night.
The next year, we went to another game, and ended up staying at the same hotel. My husband was outside smoking again, and some lady with no teeth came up to him and asked him if he wanted sex. :eek:
