04-20-2004, 08:32 PM
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wakeup, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even being totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said , 'We need a new cuckoo clock'. When I asked him why, he said 'Well,
last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh. shit.', cuckooed 4
more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wakeup, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even being totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said , 'We need a new cuckoo clock'. When I asked him why, he said 'Well,
last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh. shit.', cuckooed 4
more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
