[leeman]

A virile, young Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his
favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom
where he rattled her senseless with his lovemaking.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex
finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido
reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing
and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his
head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You
finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."