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Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo
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No proof of a photo, but we all know the scoop
Bird’s dead as a dodo, he’s been turned to duck soup
He flew from the coop, never to return
I regret to confirm, that some birds crash and burn

He took a bad turn, on a late night drive
If his wings weren’t clipped, he might still be alive
Can a small bird survive, a crash dive from above?
Well it wasn’t the Bird Flu that killed this black dove!

We all had much love, for our little feathered friend
A rare species dropping faeces, right to the end
So let’s not pretend, he’s no angel - don’t say-so
That ring round his head’s a steering wheel, not a halo

He should have found a rest-bay, and drove home the next-day
Instead he chose the best-way, to exit the express-way
Who would have guessed-hey? Our Bird’s really gone?
If this troll jobs a con, he’ll be back before long

He can’t NOT log-on, Insanes in his veins
Bird cannot be stopped by splattered brains and hot flames
Scraped up from both lanes, and locked up in chains
He’ll still be here posting in black charred remains

Dude never complains, musta had a thick-skin
He was tough like Mr T with some Urkel mixed-in
I really think bird-boy has fallen off his perch
He worshipped this forum, this place was his church

If he’s alive he’d be posting – he wouldn’t resist-it
But no obituary listed??? ....like he never existed???
Could the death talk be true? It quite possibly might-be
First Irwin now Urkel, god damn it Steve. Crikey!

The sport knowledge imparted, before he departed
Clearly nearly discarded the fact he’s retarded
With no single thread started, he mastered the art
Of putting noobs in their place, he was ruthless - no heart!

This whole funeral ode at first had me daunted
So spooky it’s haunted, but Bird would have wanted…
An Oli-dogg battle rap performed at his service
If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous

Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, they’re hardcore mother fuckers
Like the original Bird, they won’t take any shit
Bird33 our friend, it’s the end – this is it

Come back to us Eric, you’ve proved who’s stealthier
We miss fucked up posts comin’ outta Philadelphia
Let’s stop and remember the one we have lost
A loyal feather–assed poster, this forums true cost

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#2

Bird33 - The Black Dove

$$$

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#3

Cry

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#4

HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#5

snarg Wrote:HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well
Are they exactly the same?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#6

Well put.
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#7

flonk Wrote:Well put.
Interesting.
Oh, you are a poet.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#8

Sassy Wrote:Interesting.
Oh, you are a poet.
I can rhyme, but no one has anything on Oli.
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#9

"So let’s not pretend, he’s no angel - don’t say-so
That ring round his head’s a steering wheel, not a halo"


Oli is the BEST!

RIP, Bird33.
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#10

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Son, I am Disappoint.
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#11

Oli-dogg Wrote:Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, they’re hardcore mother fuckers
The Bird Crew Clan ain't nuttin' to fuck wit. :ct:

DILLIGAF

Oli-dogg Wrote:If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous
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#12

snarg Wrote:the blind squirre3l is alive and well
A little Birdie tells me snargs on the money.

Oli-dogg Wrote:If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous
Did I do that?

:eek:
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#13

snarg Wrote:HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well

No doubt.
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#14

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:
snarg Wrote:HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well

No doubt.
Are you serious? I do not understand.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#15

Sassy Wrote:Are you serious? I do not understand.
It means the Boss is still running things around here.

Oli-dogg Wrote:Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, they’re hardcore mother fuckers
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#16

From some of the favourable comments I take it Bird would have approved of this rhyme?

I can just imagine him posting a witty reply as he hides his true feelings and finds another creative way of calling me a homo.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#17

Oli-dogg Wrote:From some of the favourable comments I take it Bird would have approved of this rhyme?

I can just imagine him posting a witty reply as he hides his true feelings and finds another creative way of calling me a homo.

He would just love it.
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#18

it makes me want to puke that bew is now deciding what bird would say or think :ct:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#19

snarg Wrote:it makes me want to puke that bew is now deciding what bird would say or think :ct:


No, he's thrilled, I just know it.
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#20

excellent post oli ! Bird33 never started a thread this should be remembered.
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