09-27-2006, 10:10 AM
No proof of a photo, but we all know the scoop
Birdâs dead as a dodo, heâs been turned to duck soup
He flew from the coop, never to return
I regret to confirm, that some birds crash and burn
He took a bad turn, on a late night drive
If his wings werenât clipped, he might still be alive
Can a small bird survive, a crash dive from above?
Well it wasnât the Bird Flu that killed this black dove!
We all had much love, for our little feathered friend
A rare species dropping faeces, right to the end
So letâs not pretend, heâs no angel - donât say-so
That ring round his headâs a steering wheel, not a halo
He should have found a rest-bay, and drove home the next-day
Instead he chose the best-way, to exit the express-way
Who would have guessed-hey? Our Birdâs really gone?
If this troll jobs a con, heâll be back before long
He canât NOT log-on, Insanes in his veins
Bird cannot be stopped by splattered brains and hot flames
Scraped up from both lanes, and locked up in chains
Heâll still be here posting in black charred remains
Dude never complains, musta had a thick-skin
He was tough like Mr T with some Urkel mixed-in
I really think bird-boy has fallen off his perch
He worshipped this forum, this place was his church
If heâs alive heâd be posting â he wouldnât resist-it
But no obituary listed??? ....like he never existed???
Could the death talk be true? It quite possibly might-be
First Irwin now Urkel, god damn it Steve. Crikey!
The sport knowledge imparted, before he departed
Clearly nearly discarded the fact heâs retarded
With no single thread started, he mastered the art
Of putting noobs in their place, he was ruthless - no heart!
This whole funeral ode at first had me daunted
So spooky itâs haunted, but Bird would have wantedâ¦
An Oli-dogg battle rap performed at his service
If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous
Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, theyâre hardcore mother fuckers
Like the original Bird, they wonât take any shit
Bird33 our friend, itâs the end â this is it
Come back to us Eric, youâve proved whoâs stealthier
We miss fucked up posts cominâ outta Philadelphia
Letâs stop and remember the one we have lost
A loyal featherâassed poster, this forums true cost
Birdâs dead as a dodo, heâs been turned to duck soup
He flew from the coop, never to return
I regret to confirm, that some birds crash and burn
He took a bad turn, on a late night drive
If his wings werenât clipped, he might still be alive
Can a small bird survive, a crash dive from above?
Well it wasnât the Bird Flu that killed this black dove!
We all had much love, for our little feathered friend
A rare species dropping faeces, right to the end
So letâs not pretend, heâs no angel - donât say-so
That ring round his headâs a steering wheel, not a halo
He should have found a rest-bay, and drove home the next-day
Instead he chose the best-way, to exit the express-way
Who would have guessed-hey? Our Birdâs really gone?
If this troll jobs a con, heâll be back before long
He canât NOT log-on, Insanes in his veins
Bird cannot be stopped by splattered brains and hot flames
Scraped up from both lanes, and locked up in chains
Heâll still be here posting in black charred remains
Dude never complains, musta had a thick-skin
He was tough like Mr T with some Urkel mixed-in
I really think bird-boy has fallen off his perch
He worshipped this forum, this place was his church
If heâs alive heâd be posting â he wouldnât resist-it
But no obituary listed??? ....like he never existed???
Could the death talk be true? It quite possibly might-be
First Irwin now Urkel, god damn it Steve. Crikey!
The sport knowledge imparted, before he departed
Clearly nearly discarded the fact heâs retarded
With no single thread started, he mastered the art
Of putting noobs in their place, he was ruthless - no heart!
This whole funeral ode at first had me daunted
So spooky itâs haunted, but Bird would have wantedâ¦
An Oli-dogg battle rap performed at his service
If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous
Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, theyâre hardcore mother fuckers
Like the original Bird, they wonât take any shit
Bird33 our friend, itâs the end â this is it
Come back to us Eric, youâve proved whoâs stealthier
We miss fucked up posts cominâ outta Philadelphia
Letâs stop and remember the one we have lost
A loyal featherâassed poster, this forums true cost
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