08-04-2006, 11:59 AM
A woman was shopping at the Paisley Co-Op where she selected:
1 Litre of semi-skimmed milk,
Half a dozen eggs,
1 Litre jug of orange juice,
1 lettuce,
1 small jar of coffee of coffee,
And one package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly slurred, "See you, you must be single hen."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the Jakie's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're fuckin ugly"
1 Litre of semi-skimmed milk,
Half a dozen eggs,
1 Litre jug of orange juice,
1 lettuce,
1 small jar of coffee of coffee,
And one package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly slurred, "See you, you must be single hen."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the Jakie's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're fuckin ugly"
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
