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Doesn't anyone fucking knock anymore?
#1

Shout out to Judge Reinhold....

You ever get caught tugging it as a teen? For you girls, anyone ever walk in on you doing your DJ Diddles routine?

My sister walked into my room once. I was able to recover, I think. She never mentioned it.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#2

Yes..I was caught within the past month. Sucked, but I recovered.
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#3

Does having a pet dog in the room count?
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#4

Never been caught.

See You In Toledo
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#5

My boyfriend's mom caught us having sex when I was like, 17.
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#6

PurpleHaze Wrote:My boyfriend's mom caught us having sex when I was like, 17.


HA! Ditto...she broke down in tears.
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#7

Blondie Wrote:HA! Ditto...she broke down in tears.

When it was all over, so did I. I was so fucking embarrassed. Then we laughed about it.
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#8

My mom busted me once or twice...

I recovered.. she knew but never mentioned it.
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#9

Don't they have locks on doors in the us ...??? Huh

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#10

PurpleHaze Wrote:My boyfriend's mom caught us having sex when I was like, 17.

While I appreciate the straightforwardness, this was not the question asked. You will suffer a 1 question penalty.

What postion where you in when she caught you?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#11

PurpleHaze Wrote:When it was all over, so did I. I was so fucking embarrassed. Then we laughed about it.

fantastic. PH is caught getting dat ass tapped by the tapper's mom, and waits 'til she gets hers to be embarassed to tears. I fuckin' love this chick :praise:
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#12

SanDog Wrote:While I appreciate the straightforwardness, this was not the question asked. You will suffer a 1 question penalty.

What postion where you in when she caught you?

Missionary maybe? Both my legs were in the air, so I dunno exactly what that's called.

Funny how I remember every detail so clearly.
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#13

Blondie Wrote:Yes..I was caught within the past month. Sucked, but I recovered.

Who caught you? BEW's pet dog?

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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Does having a pet dog in the room count?

Does the smell/view of your pet rat turn you on while you fist fuck your anus?

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#15

Never been caught. Had some close calls.
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