[Blueeyedwoman]

They're running a tournament at the club that NOBODY managed to tell me about and need all the courts.

I was just getting into my car to drive to work when I thought I'd call down there, I don't even know why exactly. Boy I would have been pissed if I'd driven over there for nothing.

[flonk]

[ntype]

good, I've take two weeks off since sunday.

kewl.

[GoinDeep]

So you'll be here more often????????????????? Damn!!!!!!

[Blueeyedwoman]

The love this bored shows me is overwhelming.

[Duckbutter]

So you've gotten Booger up to tournament speed now?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Haven't seen Booger lately. But his friend came last week for a private. Darling little Jewish boy who asks me while practising his serve "Where is God?"

I say, "In Heaven." He doesn't accept this, there's only clouds overhead.
He keeps asking me, so I think, "geeze, I'm just the tennis pro" and I tell him to ask his Dad.

"I did. He doesn't know." So I tell him to ask him mom, same answer. So I say, ask the rabbis. He shakes his eight-year old head. "I DID. They said a bunch of Hebrew stuff like rahrrahrrahrahrahr." (sounds like a motor engine, real rough, no words)

So I get frustrated. "Look, I don't know where he is, okay?"

He says, "Then WHY do I have to pray every day when none of you know anything?"

[rekcufssa]

I guess you'll be shaving the caluses off yer twat this week then

[BIRD33]

You're probably about to be fired.If my place of business had a special event going on and they didnt tell me about it I'd be nervous.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Holy Crap.

[Michman]

ever thought of filling your free time out at the Bunny ranch?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Haven't seen Booger lately. But his friend came last week for a private. Darling little Jewish boy who asks me while practising his serve "Where is God?"

I say, "In Heaven." He doesn't accept this, there's only clouds overhead.
He keeps asking me, so I think, "geeze, I'm just the tennis pro" and I tell him to ask his Dad.

"I did. He doesn't know." So I tell him to ask him mom, same answer. So I say, ask the rabbis. He shakes his eight-year old head. "I DID. They said a bunch of Hebrew stuff like rahrrahrrahrahrahr." (sounds like a motor engine, real rough, no words)

So I get frustrated. "Look, I don't know where he is, okay?"

He says, "Then WHY do I have to pray every day when none of you know anything?"

You people suck. This should have gotten more play.

[BIRD33]

You people suck. This should have gotten more play.

That was a reallly, really boring story.

[rekcufssa]

You people suck. This should have gotten more play.

You quoted yourslef?

[Blueeyedwoman]

You quoted yourslef?

Yes, I did. Ass.

[Bill]

You people suck. This should have gotten more play.

trying to reform jewish kids on a tennis court is why you have off isn't it......

[Blueeyedwoman]

trying to reform jewish kids on a tennis court is why you have off isn't it......

Sure, cause I was desperately trying to convert him to christianity. That must be why. You are so smart, Bill.

[Bill]

Sure, cause I was desperately trying to convert him to christianity. That must be why. You are so smart, Bill.

Do I need to call bugger?

[Duckbutter]

so there are no other courts in so. Cal. to teach your students on?

[BEW's Dog Whisperer]

youll have more time for me shorty.