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New Hookup from Match.com (NSFW?)

leeman Wrote:I really think someone should head over there and find it.
Give it the link to this thread so it can see the greatnes Flump gives to it.
It's name is Sheenah. Thanks.

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For a crazy man. She's got great hair.

leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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How bad does it suck when you find out your inteweb girlfliend has a bigger penis than you?
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Shenanigans Wrote:How bad does it suck when you find out your inteweb girlfliend has a bigger penis than you?
I don't know, I'll ask chicky chick how you felt.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I don't know, I'll ask chicky chick how you felt.

No contest.
I'm packing way more heat than that homo.
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Shenanigans Wrote:No contest.
I'm packing way more heat than that homo.
Want me to send you the pic it sent me?
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Want me to send you the pic it sent me?

I'll pass, I'm content knowing chicky chick had the male equvilant of an innie.
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no seriously it's a dude and you had a few doubts ? godammit flump go to some titty bar then have sex with a few hookers (go with the gender known as "female" aka womens) you need to allievate some pression your vision is becoming quite narrowed
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ntype Wrote:no seriously it's a dude and you had a few doubts ? godammit flump go to some titty bar then have sex with a few hookers (go with the gender known as "female" aka womens) you need to allievate some pression your vision is becoming quite narrowed
Dude, all I had were pictures from match.com. Its not like I met her in the men's room at one of the urinals. Damn.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Dude, all I had were pictures from match.com. Its not like I met her in the men's room at one of the urinals. Damn.
It was blatantly obvious, god damn Flump
Don't be a chump - check it's throat - there's a lump
Or the small piece of junk, that may not be shown
Tucked in out of sight, unlike its male jaw bone

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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OK to be fair, maybe the black mini skirt and make up somehow had you fooled. But do you always go for chicks with man shoulders?

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Oli-dogg Wrote:OK to be fair, maybe the black mini skirt and make up somehow had you fooled. But do you always go for chicks with man shoulders?

You were the only one who was fooled.Way to out yourself.

See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:You were the only one who was fooled.Way to out yourself.
Notice the use of the word "somehow" in my sentence, little bird-brain. For the not too quick amongst us, this implies I'm not sure how it could have fooled anyone.

:outass:

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Oli-dogg Wrote:Notice the use of the word "somehow" in my sentence, little bird-brain. For the not too quick amongst us, this implies I'm not sure how it could have fooled anyone.

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This didnt rhyme, faggot.

See You In Toledo
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Ok, try this:

They call this dude Bird because he has a cockatoo....
...or three or four or five - any cock will do!
His record's 33, but even more would be acheivable
To other fags like SporK this awesome record's inconceivable

Now stop playing with your little pecker so we can get back to discussing Flump's tranny. Thanks.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Oli-dogg Wrote:Ok, try this:

They call this dude Bird because he has a cockatoo....
...or three or four or five - any cock will do!
His record's 33, but even more would be acheivable
To other fags like SporK this awesome record's inconceivable


Now that is funny!
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now that is funny!

it still didn't quite rhyme.

oh well...he never does.
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Raiden Wrote:it still didn't quite rhyme.

oh well...he never does.
I write my rhymes poetically, and spell them out phonetically
To break you down genetically, while you reply pathetically
My advice to you is let-it-be, you’re never gonna get-at-me
I’m superior alphabetically, your retarded genes hereditary

Your stupidity amazes me, I'd really like to see
What you consider rhyming, so what is it to be?
Are you game to show your skills - or lack of - more the point
Your bound to dissapoint, that's why your nose is out of joint

And that's Raidumb done.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Now that is funny!
:lol2:

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Raidumb. HAHA!
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