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mrs. what?
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has been on the phone with me for 7 minutes talking about the baby's schedule. the gist of it (I think) is that she is thinking of changing it up a little, giving her breakfast at a different time and splitting the bottle feeding from the baby food feeding. she may be altering bedtime too. I'm not real sure about the particulars, because I put the phone down to start this thread. I don't think she's noticed yet
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how is my baby doing?
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update - she just asked "are you even paying attention to me?"
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#4

Mrs Bill is late with the flow.
Mr. Bill is not thrilled.
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something was just said about "stage 2 meats". does anybody have a fucking clue what that means?
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Shenanigans Wrote:Mrs Bill is late with the flow.
Mr. Bill is not thrilled.

Mr. Bill soon has one more mouth to feed ....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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what? Wrote:something was just said about "stage 2 meats". does anybody have a fucking clue what that means?


Semi chewed meat you throw down the kids throat...

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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what? Wrote:something was just said about "stage 2 meats". does anybody have a fucking clue what that means?

T-Bones? Ribs?

Minorthreat wishes
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again ...

how is my kid?
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Shenanigans Wrote:Mrs Bill is late with the flow.
Mr. Bill is not thrilled.

beginning of the year my gf was late too. damn I thought that I just went hit by a train at that moment. now luckily it was only some shit with hormones or just her not knowing how to read a calendar or willing to test my reaction in front of said news.

you're not thrilled ? ...yeah we ALL do remember about the bizzare ending of the threerat. You know how to handle situations involving little critters.
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what? Wrote:something was just said about "stage 2 meats". does anybody have a fucking clue what that means?

hell if I know dood, My kid has been eatting steak since he was 1 1/2.
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leeman Wrote:Mr. Bill soon has one more mouth to feed ....

Bill would be a rich Mo-Fo if this was to happen as we are both supposed to have been feexd. By the same doctor too I might add.....how do you spell lawsuit.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:again ...

how is my kid?

cross-eyed with food running out of his ears, judging by the pictures you sent me
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what? Wrote:cross-eyed with food running out of his ears, judging by the pictures you sent me


you missed my joke

PS: Fuck you
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Anhil8tor Wrote:you missed my joke

PS: Fuck you

I wuz jus' joshin' ya buddy. she looks just like you. I love her anyway


p.s. - I'm finally off the phone. I know less now than I did before she called
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my baby starts food next week
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Shenanigans Wrote:Mrs Bill is late with the flow.
Mr. Bill is not thrilled.

Ha!
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ntype Wrote:beginning of the year my gf was late too. damn I thought that I just went hit by a train at that moment. now luckily it was only some shit with hormones or just her not knowing how to read a calendar or willing to test my reaction in front of said news.

Congratulations!

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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Nothing sums up unplanned pregnancy better than sheer terror.

See You In Toledo
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what? Wrote:something was just said about "stage 2 meats". does anybody have a fucking clue what that means?

Stage 2 meats is when you are engorged, but not fully erect yet. Thanks.
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