[Bill]

It was totally on accident, and in retrospect somewhat commical. We were stacking some firewood outback sunday and I felt a need to drive a pin in the ground to hold it from falling over.....like the redneck I am I looked around and said hey here's a makeshit hammer, a piece of cinder block. Mrs Bill bent down to grab something at the exact moment I hit the post. the block breaks, whammo, right to the top of her head. She now has a concussion. I feel guilty and stoopid.

Anyhow, I take her to the hospital and they stick us in an exam room with "Are you abused" posters everywhere...then the security officer comes to visit me while she's getting a ct scan...overall it was not a fun day. Walking outta the ER everyone was stairing at me. I was half expecting to hear the room break out in laughter as I closed the door.

[minorthreat]

At least you got laid while she was out of it.

[Bill]

At least you got laid while she was out of it.

Her birthday is next month. I plan on giving her the piece of cinderblock along with her wrist band from the hospital.

ps. she never passed out.

[minorthreat]

Her birthday is next month. I plan on giving her the piece of cinderblock along with her wrist band from the hospital.

ps. she never passed out.

Never passed out? Not good. Not only did she make you feel guilty, you also got no play.


Remeber how this feels the next time you hit her with a brick.

[Bill]

Never passed out? Not good. Not only did she make you feel guilty, you also got no play.


Remeber how this feels the next time you hit her with a brick.

Thanks for your support. I've already been shopping and am 500 dollars in the hole on "I'm sorry I'm an idiot" gifts. She will milk this for all it's worth.

Te funnist part of the whole thing is 2 seconds after it happened my 5 year old daughter screams that I need to get her a new mommy since I broke this one.

[Bill]

Hello Guests!
Reg a Nic, I got plenty of cinder blocks left!

[SizeMatters]

Thanks for your support. I've already been shopping and am 500 dollars in the hole on "I'm sorry I'm an idiot" gifts. She will milk this for all it's worth.

Te funnist part of the whole thing is 2 seconds after it happened my 5 year old daughter screams that I need to get her a new mommy since I broke this one.

I dont know if its the funniest part but its up there.

[Bill]

Bump for suzy.

[what?]

I've already been shopping and am 500 dollars in the hole on "I'm sorry I'm an idiot" gifts. She will milk this for all it's worth.

did you get that ring you bought for her and then pawned back?

[suzy]

good lord. I feel bad for your wifey.. Your daughter sounds like a cutie for saying that LOL.

[Bill]

good lord. I feel bad for your wifey.. Your daughter sounds like a cutie for saying that LOL.

I will forward pics via, PM.

[suzy]

I will forward pics via, PM.

Very Cute Kids your wife must be hot.

With that I am outta here

[Bill]

Very Cute Kids your wife must be hot.

With that I am outta here

Yeah, and god knows I'm an ugly mother fucker too.
I guess that's why she calls me her penis with a paycheck...:blink:

[suzy]

LOL penis with a paycheck. I will have to remember that.

[goldan]

I dont know if its the funniest part but its up there.

If you had kids, it would be the funniest part

[ntype]

Thanks for your support. I've already been shopping and am 500 dollars in the hole on "I'm sorry I'm an idiot" gifts. She will milk this for all it's worth.

Te funnist part of the whole thing is 2 seconds after it happened my 5 year old daughter screams that I need to get her a new mommy since I broke this one.

yeah you'll be milked down to the ground, however some clever move could alleviate your problem :

<I tried but I think that you're fucked up on that point>

ok a little rack for your son he knows how to make daddy happy "hey you need a blonde nymphomaniac dudette who cooks candies"

(that would be the $$$ son)