[TomFoolery]

Please hold the gay jokes.


It's a thing the Brewers do every game before the 6th inning. Here's a picture:







I will let you know when it happens, because I'm going to get on SportsCenter for sure. Motherfuckers will be pushed into dugouts, kicked to the ground, and forced to be dry humped against their will before I dive across the finish line. I can't wait.

[minorthreat]

Please hold the gay jokes.


It's a thing the Brewers do every game before the 6th inning. Here's a picture:







I will let you know when it happens, because I'm going to get on SportsCenter for sure. Motherfuckers will be pushed into dugouts, kicked to the ground, and forced to be dry humped against their will before I dive across the finish line. I can't wait.

Do let me know. Even if you have to take the suit off, make sure you dry hump one of them.

[TomFoolery]

Do let me know. Even if you have to take the suit off, make sure you dry hump one of them.

Do you think I could get arrested for some kind of sex crime? That would be pretty funny.

[minorthreat]

Do you think I could get arrested for some kind of sex crime? That would be pretty funny.

No way! America would not have it!

[TomFoolery]

No way! America would not have it!

I should bring lube.


I will probably attempt a head-first slide into second base.

[minorthreat]

I should bring lube.


I will probably attempt a head-first slide into second base.

This could be your 15 mins. Doug. Let me know if you need a manager.

[TomFoolery]

This could be your 15 mins. Doug. Let me know if you need a manager.

I'll make sure it doesn't coincide with an Iowa Hawkeye women's soccer game that day so you don't puss out again.

[PurpleHaze]

How many people race, and how did you get to do this?

[BIRD33]

Please hold the gay jokes.


It's a thing the Brewers do every game before the 6th inning. Here's a picture:







I will let you know when it happens, because I'm going to get on SportsCenter for sure. Motherfuckers will be pushed into dugouts, kicked to the ground, and forced to be dry humped against their will before I dive across the finish line. I can't wait.

guaranteed way to get on sportscenter is to run straight into that blue metal dugout fence like you didnt see it.If you sell it they'll run it forever.

[TomFoolery]

How many people race, and how did you get to do this?

4 people race at every home game. My sister has a part-time job at Friday's Bar in the left field stands, and they are always offered the opportunity to participate. She told me I can have her spot. Even if that doesn't happen, I still have the number to call to get in. I'll be calling it tomorrow.

[TomFoolery]

guaranteed way to get on sportscenter is to run straight into that blue metal dugout fence like you didnt see it.If you sell it they'll run it forever.

What about if I dive over the rail straight into the dugout?

[PurpleHaze]

Cool.

[BIRD33]

What about if I dive over the rail straight into the dugout?

Sports blooper shows until the end of time.

[TomFoolery]

I'll make sure it doesn't coincide with an Iowa Hawkeye women's soccer game that day so you don't puss out again.

I ran him.

[minorthreat]

I ran him.

Guess again.

[minorthreat]

Guess again.

I ran him.

[TomFoolery]

Guess again.

You chose to log out for some other reason? You came stumbling here with this shit response pretty fast after my claim, so methinks you've been lurking and composing something for the past two hours and forty minutes.

[minorthreat]

You chose to log out for some other reason? You came stumbling here with this shit response pretty fast after my claim, so methinks you've been lurking and composing something for the past two hours and forty minutes.

I actually must have just gotten lucky. I've been watching The Ultimate Fighter.

[minorthreat]

And before that I watched the History of Metal on VH1. I also vaccuumed (sp?) my living room floor with my shop vac.

[TomFoolery]

I actually must have just gotten lucky.

What is "things minorthreat hasn't said in three years"?