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Yearly give away
#1

So I did the shopping for our employee recognition deal. The premise is that you give out kudos to people who do things that are above and beyond. At the end of the year, I tally them and give out prizes.

One guy had 7. He is a really cool cat, old school surfer. So bought him a new 10 Ft. Iron Cross long board. (on a side not, fuck Clark Foam, $1000 for a surfboard is rediculous and I blame Clark for being a pussy). 1 each spring and full wetsuits, and board bag.

Two guys had 5. I got one a 30 GB Ipod, with an combo FM transmitter and charger, and a bose stand. The other I got a PSP and 5 games, and a travel kit.

One lady had 3. She gets a new 5.1 MP digital camera.

The people with 2 get a $100 gift certificate from Westfield shopping centers (you can use them at any store in the mall.)

The people with 1 get $50 certificates.


I love shopping for this thing every year. Plus the people who get prizes are fucking stoked.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#2

RACK you. Is this something you set up being a boss and shit?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

SanDog Wrote:So I did the shopping for our employee recognition deal. The premise is that you give out kudos to people who do things that are above and beyond. At the end of the year, I tally them and give out prizes.

One guy had 7. He is a really cool cat, old school surfer. So bought him a new 10 Ft. Iron Cross long board. (on a side not, fuck Clark Foam, $1000 for a surfboard is rediculous and I blame Clark for being a pussy). 1 each spring and full wetsuits, and board bag.

Two guys had 5. I got one a 30 GB Ipod, with an combo FM transmitter and charger, and a bose stand. The other I got a PSP and 5 games, and a travel kit.

One lady had 3. She gets a new 5.1 MP digital camera.

The people with 2 get a $100 gift certificate from Westfield shopping centers (you can use them at any store in the mall.)

The people with 1 get $50 certificates.


I love shopping for this thing every year. Plus the people who get prizes are fucking stoked.

What field is it that you work in?
Are you folks hireing?
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#4

Back in the day a nice board would run you 4-5 hundred bucks. but that was like for a 7' gun. 1000 bucks for a board is just fucking insane.
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#5

cLaY Wrote:RACK you. Is this something you set up being a boss and shit?

I was primarily responsible. The cool shit is that anyone can nominate anyone else. Their immediate supervisor decides if it is warranted, and if so they do a write up and send it out the company. It is pretty fun.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#6

Bill Wrote:What field is it that you work in?
Are you folks hireing?

Telecommunications. And yes we are hiring. I need a working tech manager. If any of you have siginificant telephony experience (large business telephone systems), specificaaly ATT/Lucent/Avaya, drop me a line.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#7

Bill Wrote:Back in the day a nice board would run you 4-5 hundred bucks. but that was like for a 7' gun. 1000 bucks for a board is just fucking insane.

I agree. I had intended to pick up a new ride for myself, but there is no way I am dropping a G. Out of fucking principle and shit.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#8

Plus use me as a reference for Sandogs job opening.

See You In Toledo
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#9

BIRD33 Wrote:Plus use me as a reference for Sandogs job opening.

He will surely be hired with quality references like that.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#10

SanDog Wrote:He will surely be hired with quality references like that.

He?Nice descrimination lawsuit we have brewing here.

See You In Toledo
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#11

BIRD33 Wrote:He?Nice descrimination lawsuit we have brewing here.

Bill is a not a he?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#12

SanDog Wrote:Bill is a not a he?

110% brotha.
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#13

SanDog Wrote:Bill is a not a he?

Did you see that thread about the ring he bought his wife?Suspect.

See You In Toledo
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#14

BIRD33 Wrote:Did you see that thread about the ring he bought his wife?Suspect.

I hate myself for posting about that.
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#15

have you given it to her yet?
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#16

BIRD33 Wrote:Did you see that thread about the ring he bought his wife?Suspect.

Hmmm. I will have to rethink his consideration for the opening. I don't want a chick leading the technicians. These things never work out the way I plan.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#17

Anhil8tor Wrote:have you given it to her yet?

no. it's still locked in the glovebox of my truck.
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#18

SanDog Wrote:Hmmm. I will have to rethink his consideration for the opening. I don't want a chick leading the technicians. These things never work out the way I plan.

what if I showed you my tits?
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#19

Bill Wrote:no. it's still locked in the glovebox of my truck.

If I was to take a ride to look for your truck what besides the Yosemite Sam mud flaps and the Calvin pissing on the ford and or chevy logo sticker would distinguish it?

See You In Toledo
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#20

Bill Wrote:what if I showed you my tits?

Show me the boob shots of that pole dancer you mistakenly hitched your wagon too, and I will put on the interview list.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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