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Kids say some funny stuff....
#1

My son comes into the bedroom this morning while I'm getting for work. I plop him up in my bed and turn on seseme street for him and he just kinda hangs out. Then Elmo comes on. Elmo's singing and dancing around and my son says, "daddy? what's that?" in his little 2 year old voice. I tell him that's Elmo. his reply? "Elmo crazy".....I couldn't stop laughing.
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#2

That is pretty funny.

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#3

My two year old kid was playing trucks with my dad sunday at my house...

my boy stands up and lets out a very loud fart..

my dad looks at him and says what was that..

my boy.. not missing a beat says "I burped"

My dad busts out laughing and says.. That wasn't a burp
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#4

We've got some of those chinese ball things put up on a shelf, like these.... Whenever my 2 1/2 year old wants them she'll say, "I wanna play with Daddy's balls.".


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PurpleHaze Wrote:We've got some of those chinese ball things put up on a shelf, like these.... Whenever my 2 1/2 year old wants them she'll say, "I wanna play with Daddy's balls.".

Mrs. Bill doesn't keep her benwa balls on display...:blink:
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Bill Wrote:Mrs. Bill doesn't keep her benwa balls on display...:blink:

Huh? They're those things that jingle when you shake them. Not what I think you're thinking about. I think.
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PurpleHaze Wrote:Huh? They're those things that jingle when you shake them. Not what I think you're thinking about. I think.

There's a difference?
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#8

guess you had to be there


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#9

Bill Wrote:There's a difference?

Benwa's don't usually have that noise maker thing inside them like the stress balls do. Other than than, no difference.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#10

SanDog Wrote:Benwa's don't usually have that noise maker thing inside them like the stress balls do. Other than than, no difference.

I thought it was just so the chick could have a musical pussy...
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