[Blueeyedwoman]

People who constantly bitch about their marriage/partner on the internet.

When I call my dog and she doesn't come to me.

Brushing my teeth. I wish those fuckers would self-clean.

Grocery shopping. Up one aisle, down another. Drag.

Worrying about my property taxes.

Doctor's appointments. They're NEVER fun.

Assholes who ignore me. Fuck you, bitchez.

[Bill]

People who constantly bitch about their marriage/partner on the internet.

When I call my dog and she doesn't come to me.

Brushing my teeth. I wish those fuckers would self-clean.

Grocery shopping. Up one aisle, down another. Drag.

Worrying about my property taxes.

Doctor's appointments. They're NEVER fun.

Assholes who ignore me. Fuck you, bitchez.

Shut up, and go finish brushing your teeth and get your ass to the damn store and by some fucking food for the damn house!

[leucetios]

I have one:

People who whine on the internet about what they don't like.

[Blueeyedwoman]

I have one:

People who whine on the internet about what they don't like.

Note to self: Add Leu to list.

[leucetios]

Note to self: Add Leu to list.

Got another one:

People who say "note to self"

[Anhil8tor]

my wife sucks.
she constantly gets on my nerves.
I hate all those people that told me after we got married things would change between us...
if i would have known what I know now.. I wouldn't have gotten married

[Blueeyedwoman]

This thread is turning on me like a rabid coyote.

[SanDog]

my wife sucks.
she constantly gets on my nerves.
I hate all those people that told me after we got married things would change between us...
if i would have known what I know now.. I wouldn't have gotten married

It is a guy code thing. When a dude tells you he is getting married, you tell him how great marriage is.
Day he gets back from his honeymoon, you give him the real scoop, and then welcome him to the miserable club.

[cLaY]

my wife sucks.
she constantly gets on my nerves.
I hate all those people that told me after we got married things would change between us...
if i would have known what I know now.. I wouldn't have gotten married

sin,

cLaY

[Vitamin E]

I'll never complain about Mich's wife again.

[Bill]

the sad part is I was stoopid enough to do it a second time.

[BIRD33]

I'm single and going to the bar after work till I leave with a women or vomit.

[Anhil8tor]

It is a guy code thing. When a dude tells you he is getting married, you tell him how great marriage is.
Day he gets back from his honeymoon, you give him the real scoop, and then welcome him to the miserable club.

No people said don't marry.. she will change on you. My dumbass says change? she won't change. We have been together for 7 years now.. she would have changed already..

She has changed..

[Bill]

No people said don't marry.. she will change on you. My dumbass says change? she won't change. We have been together for 7 years now.. she would have changed already..

She has changed..

I've done a study and I think it has to do with the wedding cake.

[Anhil8tor]

I've done a study and I think it has to do with the wedding cake.

yeah i heard the DJ at the strip club saturday..

women smile when they get married because they know they've given out their last blow job.

[Bill]

yeah i heard the DJ at the strip club saturday..

women smile when they get married because they know they've given out their last blow job.

now your starting to understand why I married somone with a questionable background....cept I've molded her into something awfull. :S

[Anhil8tor]

now your starting to understand why I married somone with a questionable background....cept I've molded her into something awfull. :S

my scottish buddy was getting us some nice play at the titty bar till he passed out..

last time I take a foreigner out drinking

[Bill]

my scottish buddy was getting us some nice play at the titty bar till he passed out..

last time I take a foreigner out drinking

That's when you roll that fucker and leave him wearing nothing but his undies in the dumpster outback.....at least where I come from.

[Anhil8tor]

That's when you roll that fucker and leave him wearing nothing but his undies in the dumpster outback.....at least where I come from.

um.. keep in mind this is a customer of mine.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

um.. keep in mind this is a customer of mine.

Yeah, I don't know much about customer relations, but that's probably not in the handbook.