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So last night i had to work late
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i put a three finger dip of Timber Wolf Long Cut straight in my lip around 4:00 pm. by 7:30 i had gutted the entire thing. my asshole is suffering today. my turds are like a sticky cheese to my anus. wiping does nothing, the toilet paper just sticks to my ass. i'm left with a dirty feeling. discuss.

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cLaY Wrote:i put a three finger dip of Timber Wolf Long Cut straight in my lip around 4:00 pm. by 7:30 i had gutted the entire thing. my asshole is suffering today. my turds are like a sticky cheese to my anus. wiping does nothing, the toilet paper just sticks to my ass. i'm left with a dirty feeling. discuss.
Isn't that what a dog is for?
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i picked up the new david gilmour cd yesterday.
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Banana Wrote:Isn't that what a dog is for?

Dora does eat her own turds.

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CT280 Wrote:i picked up the new david gilmour cd yesterday.

i see how that relates to my thread about my poop.

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it is $$.
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cLaY Wrote:Dora does eat her own turds.
If she eats her own turds, then why does she not continue to gain weight equal to the amount of food she consumes every day. The solid foods going in are staying in. If they come out, she puts 'em back in again. She will one day explode.
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cLaY Wrote:Dora does eat her own turds.
Hell yeah. We used to have a dog soley to clean the litter box.
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cLaY Wrote:i see how that relates to my thread about my poop.

I've been bloated for like 4 days now and the gas is killing me....I might have to break down and go to the doctor.
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Bill Wrote:I've been bloated for like 4 days now and the gas is killing me....I might have to break down and go to the doctor.
Suppository
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:If she eats her own turds, then why does she not continue to gain weight equal to the amount of food she consumes every day. The solid foods going in are staying in. If they come out, she puts 'em back in again. She will one day explode.

I have no idea. She's a little thick, but i can still feel her back ribs so she's the ideal weight according to Purina.

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Banana Wrote:Suppository


aaahhh...NO!.

There is no two way traffic on my hershey highway.
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Banana Wrote:Suppository

in!
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CT280 Wrote:in!
I'll take Bill and CT in a threesome for $500, Alex.
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Banana Wrote:I'll take Bill and CT in a threesome for $500, Alex.

:$
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