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Which guy would you be?
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To bang his hot SA?
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#2

i don't get it

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

This is where you say Jack White!
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#4

Vitamin E Wrote:This is where you say Jack White!

significant other? 10-4 good buddy.

whoever is married to this bitch...a great reason to watch the Food Channel:


or Tbag.

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#5

Agreed on both counts!
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cLaY Wrote:significant other? 10-4 good buddy.

whoever is married to this bitch...a great reason to watch the Food Channel:
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or Tbag.
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Son, I am Disappoint.
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cLaY Wrote:significant other? 10-4 good buddy.

whoever is married to this bitch...a great reason to watch the Food Channel:
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or Tbag.

Man, I made that exact same post (different pic) about a week or so ago on UJ. That fucking chic is so hot. I saw her on some show on the food channel and posted to see if anyone knew who she was. About 20 guys posted her pic almost immediately.

And she's italian. I'll bet her husband has to take steroids.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Man, I made that exact same post (different pic) about a week or so ago on UJ. That fucking chic is so hot. I saw her on some show on the food channel and posted to see if anyone knew who she was. About 20 guys posted her pic almost immediately.

And she's italian. I'll bet her husband has to take steroids.

I find myself stroking my helmet when she taste tests stuff, the way she licks the spoon, her quirky facial expressions when she talks...fuckin' whore has it goin' on like Nia Long!

and fuck that fat whore Rachel Reigh. my wifes cooking tastes 10 times more horrible thanks to her stupid cook book.

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cLaY Wrote:I find myself stroking my helmet when she taste tests stuff, the way she licks the spoon, her quirky facial expressions when she talks...fuckin' whore has it goin' on like Nia Long!

and fuck that fat whore Rachel Reigh. my wifes cooking tastes 10 times more horrible thanks to her stupid cook book.
I like to opinion. My wife is a horrible cook now, and I was thinking about buying her a book.

I hate her food so much, that I do not want to eat at home anymore.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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Tribal Dragon Wrote:I like to opinion. My wife is a horrible cook now, and I was thinking about buying her a book.

I hate her food so much, that I do not want to eat at home anymore.

My wife would be alright if she would take her time and not make up different ways to cook shit.

Prime example:

Last night we had chicken, green beans and "baked" potatos. She started off by marinating the chicken, then pulling out the broiler rack and heating it on the stove top. Right away I knew things were going to end bad. She ended up ditching the broiler rack and cooking the chicken on the George Foreman grill. She at least saved the chicken. Green beans, she boils and cooks them in the microwave, they are mushy and bland. Baked potato, she wrapped in plastic wrap and nuked in the microwave, then wrapped in tin foil and put in the oven. They shrank down half the normal size.

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cLaY Wrote:My wife would be alright if she would take her time and not make up different ways to cook shit.

Prime example:

Last night we had chicken, green beans and "baked" potatos. She started off by marinating the chicken, then pulling out the broiler rack and heating it on the stove top. Right away I knew things were going to end bad. She ended up ditching the broiler rack and cooking the chicken on the George Foreman grill. She at least saved the chicken. Green beans, she boils and cooks them in the microwave, they are mushy and bland. Baked potato, she wrapped in plastic wrap and nuked in the microwave, then wrapped in tin foil and put in the oven. They shrank down half the normal size.

ok sorry dood I should but your post made me laugh. I had the vision of the "face" you had when you saw and chewed that
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ntype Wrote:ok sorry dood I should but your post made me laugh. I had the vision of the "face" you had when you saw and chewed that

i laughed at her for her baked potato cooking method and she got upset with me.

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cLaY Wrote:My wife would be alright if she would take her time and not make up different ways to cook shit.

Prime example:

Last night we had chicken, green beans and "baked" potatos. She started off by marinating the chicken, then pulling out the broiler rack and heating it on the stove top. Right away I knew things were going to end bad. She ended up ditching the broiler rack and cooking the chicken on the George Foreman grill. She at least saved the chicken. Green beans, she boils and cooks them in the microwave, they are mushy and bland. Baked potato, she wrapped in plastic wrap and nuked in the microwave, then wrapped in tin foil and put in the oven. They shrank down half the normal size.
I don't like the foreman or the microwave for food.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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Tribal Dragon Wrote:I don't like the foreman or the microwave for food.

Zactly. She's impatient.

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cLaY Wrote:My wife would be alright if she would take her time and not make up different ways to cook shit.

Prime example:

Last night we had chicken, green beans and "baked" potatos. She started off by marinating the chicken, then pulling out the broiler rack and heating it on the stove top. Right away I knew things were going to end bad. She ended up ditching the broiler rack and cooking the chicken on the George Foreman grill. She at least saved the chicken. Green beans, she boils and cooks them in the microwave, they are mushy and bland. Baked potato, she wrapped in plastic wrap and nuked in the microwave, then wrapped in tin foil and put in the oven. They shrank down half the normal size.

This is appalling.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:This is appalling.

Should I assume cooking duties also?

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cLaY Wrote:Should I assume cooking duties also?

Frankly I sat here gaping at your description of your dear wife's "cooking" for about three long minutes. Really, I don't know where to start. Advice: don't let Flumper see it.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Frankly I sat here gaping at your description of your dear wife's "cooking" for about three long minutes. Really, I don't know where to start. Advice: don't let Flumper see it.

Its tough because my mom is probably the world's greatest cook in the world. Now I'm stuck cooking myself or choking down whatever it is she's decided to throw together. Poor girl, at least she's trying.

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Flumper's Fantastic Baked Potato: Clean huge potatos, dry well, soak heavily in olive oil, lightly cover in garlic salt, wrap tightly in heavy duty foil. Cook at 450 until you can squeeze them easily with an oven mit (about hour and half or more). Apply huge amounts of butter, cheddar cheese, and real bacon bits. If you are having some vaginal spotting, you can add some sour cream. Thanks.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Flumper's Fantastic Baked Potato: Clean huge potatos, dry well, soak heavily in olive oil, lightly cover in garlic salt, wrap tightly in heavy duty foil. Cook at 450 until you can squeeze them easily with an oven mit (about hour and half or more). Apply huge amounts of butter, cheddar cheese, and real bacon bits. If you are having some vaginal spotting, you can add some sour cream. Thanks.


Yum. Clay, print it, then hand to wifey.
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