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If the Fight Between Flumps & Bird Escalates
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We could end up with THIS situation,






Man Allegedly Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose

Fri Feb 17, 10:10 PM ET

TULSA, Okla. - A family sitting down to dinner had to call police and an ambulance after a man allegedly bit off the nose of his girlfriend, authorities said.


Jody Bennett came out of a back room of a north Tulsa residence on Thursday with a napkin over her face and said her boyfriend, identified as Greg Hill, had bitten her nose.

Medics responding to the house saw that Bennett's nose had been severed and called police.

"We looked around and tried to find a nose but couldn't find it," Cpl. Larry Edwards, a police spokesman, said. "I think he swallowed it."

An ambulance took Bennett, 37, to a local hospital where police talked to emergency room personnel about pumping Hill's stomach to see if the nose was inside, police Cpl. Shane Tuell said.

"They said, given the acid in the stomach, that it would be a futile effort to try and do that," Tuell said.

The nose is made primarily of cartilage and other soft tissues that stomach acid can dissolve quickly.

The couple live in California, and the other people at the house didn't know what led to the assault, Tuell said.

Officers used pepper spray on Hill, 45, after tussling with him as they tried to take him into the custody, Edwards said.

Hill denied biting Bennett's nose, police said.

He was booked into the Tulsa Jail on complaints of aggravated assault and battery, resisting arrest and destroying evidence.

Bennett could receive help from domestic violence groups to recover from her injury if she cooperates with Hill's prosecution should a criminal charge be filed, Tuell said.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:We could end up with THIS situation,






Man Allegedly Bites Off Man's Penis

Fri Feb 17, 10:10 PM ET

TULSA, Okla. - A family sitting down to dinner had to call police and an ambulance after a man allegedly bit off the penis of his bitch, authorities said.


Flumper came out of a back room of a north Tulsa residence on Thursday with a napkin over his crotch and said his bitch, identified as Bird33, had bitten his penis.

Medics responding to the house saw that Flumper's penis had been severed and called police.

"We looked around and tried to find a penis but couldn't find it," Cpl. Larry Edwards, a police spokesman, said. "I think he swallowed it."

An ambulance took Bird33, 37, to a local hospital where police talked to emergency room personnel about pumping his stomach to see if the penis was inside, police Cpl. Shane Tuell said.

"They said, given the acid in the stomach, that it would be a futile effort to try and do that," Tuell said.

The penis is made primarily of cartilage and other soft tissues that stomach acid can dissolve quickly.

The couple live in California, and the other people at the house didn't know what led to the assault, Tuell said.

Officers used pepper spray on Bird33, after tussling with him as they tried to take him into the custody, Edwards said.

Hill denied biting Flump's penis, police said.

He was booked into the Blue Oyster Jail on complaints of aggravated assault and battery, resisting arrest and destroying evidence.

Flump could receive help from domestic violence groups to recover from his injury if he cooperates with Bird33's prosecution should a criminal charge be filed, Tuell said.
:lol::lol:

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#3

Better.
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#4

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L to R: Flumper, Bird33
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#7

bird33 > flumper and his CF amigos
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:http://www.brucerobinson.com.au/images/S...20hair.jpg

L to R: Flumper, Bird33

hahaha, exactly

flump wins by KO v. bird
it is like a father spanking his six year old for being a "bad little boy"

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#9

snarg Wrote:hahaha, exactly

flump wins by KO v. bird
it is like a father spanking his six year old for being a "bad little boy"
If you could show me the link where this happened I'd appreciate it.It looks to me like some guy is starting a bunch of threads with my name in it.More like me being in somebodies head rather than a spanking.Snarg you just dont like me ripping on your age and never having a good comeback.Your like the omnibudsman of this site, never bringing anything to the table but always available to provide a scorecard and to give his critique regardless of how little its valued disguised as some type of wise old man advice.In short you're an afterthought.

See You In Toledo
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#10

Don't use big words if you don't know what they are.

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BIRD33 Wrote:If you could show me the link where this happened I'd appreciate it.It looks to me like some guy is starting a bunch of threads with my name in it.More like me being in somebodies head rather than a spanking.Snarg you just dont like me ripping on your age and never having a good comeback.Your like the omnibudsman of this site, never bringing anything to the table but always available to provide a scorecard and to give his critique regardless of how little its valued disguised as some type of wise old man advice.In short you're an afterthought.
Terrible. You do much better trying to be funny with the gay cLaY stuff.
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BIRD33 Wrote:If you could show me the link where this happened I'd appreciate it.It looks to me like some guy is starting a bunch of threads with my name in it.More like me being in somebodies head rather than a spanking.Snarg you just dont like me ripping on your age and never having a good comeback.Your like the omnibudsman of this site, never bringing anything to the table but always available to provide a scorecard and to give his critique regardless of how little its valued disguised as some type of wise old man advice.In short you're an afterthought.

WoolyGoat Wrote:Don't use big words if you don't know what they are.

that would be ombudsman

and what flump said, too
he is your daddy

and fyi, i find the age jokes very entertaining
jdub's are generally better than yours, big surprise, eh?

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#13

Bird sure typed a lot of words.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Bird sure typed a lot of words.

i suspect he is still smarting from not being able to put shaddy away
change his title to mc nair

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#15

I've been mulling over title for him but haven't hit on the right one yet. And I don't know who mcnair is, sorry.
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#16

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I've been mulling over title for him but haven't hit on the right one yet. And I don't know who mcnair is, sorry.

he will unnerstand
go nike for me
thanks

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#17

snarg Wrote:he will unnerstand
go nike for me
thanks


Nope. I'm thinking of something that will really piss him off and embarrass him. Something like: tweet tweet

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#18

Spelling smack but not much else.Weak.

See You In Toledo
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#19

Not true, there was some fun picture smack up there, tweety.

Ooooo Tweety!!! That's it!
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#20

Some chick with no life called me tweety.How will I recover?

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