[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Will be performing this week. Get your seats early as Anhil8tor makes his first professional attempt at swinging from Flumper's balls. The show will begin with 8tor tugging at Flumper's ankle, then gnawing at his socks. Finally, he will ascend up the thigh and dazzle the crowd with his stellar performance as he glides through the air firmly attached to one and then the other of Flumper's gonads. Don't miss this daring feat.

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[Anhil8tor]

Does it get any better than this?

[Blueeyedwoman]

This is going to happen over there, isn't it? Sorry, no can go.

[Tribal Dragon]

I'm going to change your Avatard.