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I got hammered on Friday
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I went to a few bars with a buddy. The beer was going down really good for some reason. I had a married chick flirting with me for most of the night. Her husband was right there watching. She kept buying me BV Cokes. I was fine and then it just hit me. Basically, in the span of 30 mins. I went from fun drunk guy to blasted zombie.

I never throw up from drinking, but this night was a little different. I started dry heaving when I got home and puked a little. During this time, the pressure from my retching caused me to get a bloody nose. I also blew out the vessels in my eyeballs. Discuss.


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#2

do you remember getting home, or were you date raped by the married chick and her husband?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

cLaY Wrote:do you remember getting home, or were you date raped by the married chick and her husband?


I got home after going out for breakfast. I came close to passing out at the table. My buddy told me all kinds of stuff that went down during my drunken haze. The married chick left with her husband. I guess I had met her before. She wanted me to rock that box, but I did not. Marriage is sacred to me.
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#4

I got a nice buzz last night from drinking Mexican beer and playing pool. Too bad you can't smoke inside bars, restaurants, etc...
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#5

Making memories. Some day you'll be old and that is all that will be left.
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#6

TresHuevos Wrote:Making memories. Some day you'll be old and that is all that will be left.


Stop getting deep. It makes me depressed.
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#7

hangover???

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#8

Major Private Wrote:hangover???


I went out and got drunk on Saturday too. I couldn't hardly move until 6 PM though.
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#9

My eyes are still fucked.
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