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A Totally Free Brand New Jacuzzi
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was given to me yesterday. The thing has got to be worth at least 1-2k.

My neighbor is a handyman/salvage guy. Over the weekend I mentioned I might like a Jacuzzi for my little yard. He says, "Oh, I come across them all the time."

Yesterday he says, "I've got your Jacuzzi here. I'll give it to you."

I look at the thing and it's brand new! Got a thick padded lock down cover and everything. I'm stoked. Hot tub party at BEW's!!!
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#2

I used mine almost nightly un till new years....I think we've been in it once since then.
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#3

[insert "post pics!" slobber here]
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#4

WoolyGoat Wrote:[insert "post pics!" slobber here]
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:loool:
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#5

I am guessing it fell off a truck.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#6

i'd give my left nut to imagpie for a hot tub.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#7

Just don't let anybody jizz in there though BEW. I let loose a monster load in there one night with Mrs Bill and I changed the filter the next day and it was the nastiest thing I think I've ever seen.....
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#8

I feel a little sick.
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#9

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I feel a little sick.

I actually did throw up a little in the back of my throat when I pulled that thing out.
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#10

cLaY Wrote:i'd give my left nut to imagpie for a hot tub.


My neighbor "comes across them all the time." I'll get him to find you one.

You figure out how to get it from Cali to Kansas and it's yours, big fella.
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#11

Is he expecting anything in return? perhaps some time in the tub with bew?

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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#12

Shadrach Wrote:Is he expecting anything in return? perhaps some time in the tub with bew?

He's a married guy, somewhat unhappily and the idea did cross my mind. However, my greed overcame my misgivings. He will get a nice warm handshake for his troubles, lol.
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#13

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a married guy, somewhat unhappily and the idea did cross my mind. However, my greed overcame my misgivings. He will get a nice warm handshake for his troubles, lol.

20 bucks say's you find him in your tub, nekkid, within a year.
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#14

Bill Wrote:20 bucks say's you find him in your tub, nekkid, within a year.

Throw in another $20 for me.

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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#15

Fuck!
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#16

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Fuck!

What's more suprising is that nobody's said you must be taking the same consumer buying classes as Pepsi....
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#17

Bill Wrote:What's more suprising is that nobody's said you must be taking the same consumer buying classes as Pepsi....


Again: fuck!
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#18

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Again: fuck!

in?
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#19

So is it actually a Jacuzzi brand spa, or just a spa in general?
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#20

Raiden Wrote:So is it actually a Jacuzzi brand spa, or just a spa in general?

What would a "landscape architect" know about hot tubs?

See You In Toledo
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