[Jesus]

:kneel:

[SanDog]

Nice first post, martyr.

[BIRD33]

otssog

[Bill]

Don't make me get all Pontious Pilot up in here.

[Shiva]

Dumbass Shiva IS the savior

[what?]

hey-sus

[Jesus]

if after the big light you find a closed door don't wonder why

[SanDog]

if after the big light you find a closed door don't wonder why

I see massive heat in my future.

[Jesus]

I see massive heat in my future.

jesus agrees

[what?]

I see massive meat in my future.

I think the "clay is a fag" routine is played out :ct:

[Jesus]

I think the "clay is a fag" routine is played out :ct:

what? do you remember when you were helping at the church to put the candles back into the closets ?


well...you don't need to be nekkid to do that....

sorry.

[Nolan Ryan]

Jesus,

Do you believe that you can tackle 102 mph heat around the belt?

[Jesus]

Jesus,

Do you believe that you can tackle 102 mph heat around the belt?

son, I could tackle so fast that your skin will be sucked out your bones !

[Nolan Ryan]

son, I could tackle so fast that your skin will be sucked out your bones !

Tackle?

What are you talking about?

Maybe you should lay off the Jesus Juice.

[Jesus]

Tackle?

What are you talking about?

Maybe you should lay off the Jesus Juice.

the ways of the lord are impenetrable

[Bill]

the ways of the lord are impenetrable

So is my buttocks.

Sin,
Any 10 year old catholic alter boy.

[Jesus]

So is my buttocks.

Sin,
Any 10 year old catholic alter boy.

I want my smack back,

Sin,

1998

[Spyker]

i say we crucify him again!