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I want to buy the bitch a new cell phone so when I call her she'll answer and her phone won't be dead all the time. So to "upgrade" I have to agree to a 2 year contract AND pay 75 fucking dollars. These fucks are raping people to get a new cell phone. If I could have my way I'd get a new phone once a year, buy it when the fuck I want and not agree to a service agreement. Straight up getting PWNED by T-Mobile.
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Shiva Wrote:stfu, faggit
why hello there. lets play patty cake?
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Shiva Wrote:only if we can use feces
how about your daughters vag lips?
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I dont have a daughter, how about your wifes axe wound?
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Shiva Wrote:I dont have a daughter, how about your wifes axe wound?
Sure. She'd love that. Will she be fucking you with her strap-on in the ass, mouth, or other?
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I know you are used to that, but I am planning on giving her an episeotomy with my cock. Any objections?:wub:
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Shiva Wrote:I know you are used to that, but I am planning on giving her an episeotomy with my cock. Any objections?:wub:
I'm sure she'll be happy to know my moose cock won't be tearing her up again tonight. I'll let her know my tiny dicked internet friend Shiva would like to lose his virginity to her. She'll be pleased. Thanks.
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get your new phone off of ebay
Your Moose cock? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA she told me the only use she had for it was to thread needles, but keep your fantasy if it makes you feel like a man
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Anhil8tor Wrote:get your new phone off of ebay
Yeah, I'm trying but they're still marked up considerably. I'm bidding on one now.
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Bill Wrote:when did you get her da phone? cause if you bought it like 6 months ago, you'd only be adding 6 months to your contract by resigning.
its actually a two year upgrade because we're on a family plan. very gax.
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You should find the phone you want and pay cash for it if you don't like the contracts. E-Bay is a good place to start.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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SanDog Wrote:You should find the phone you want and pay cash for it if you don't like the contracts. E-Bay is a good place to start.
The contract thing doesn't really bother me much. I've been with them for almost 7 years. I just hate the fact that they can't hook a guy up with a cheap phone and a one year extension.
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jesus ask : do you want me to call daddy to send some lightnings to some fools ?
