[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

....could have walked out of the mine the whole time. There was only about 10 to 15 minutes of smoke and they would have walked to fresh air and on to the surface.

Of course, they didn't know this, so they stayed put. Also makes you wonder why rescuers didn't get in any quicker.

[Vitamin E]

In some sick way I kinda wish these dudes were balck. Not that I'm even mildy biggoted, I just haven't heard any good sound bytes from Kanye.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

In some sick way I kinda wish these dudes were balck. Not that I'm even mildy biggoted, I just haven't heard any good sound bytes from Kanye.

If they had been black, they would have gotten out. Ain't no brother gonna sit in the dark and choke to death.

Shit. Okay, guys stay put. We need to find a place to barricade ourselves with this big tarp. They should be coming after us in about 48 hours. We each have one hour supply of oxygen. Use it sparingly.

Are you shittin me? I'll tell you what, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here, and if any of you guys want to come, just follow my asshole and elbows

No. Our manual says to stay here.

Tell you what, you can use your big tarp and your manual to wipe my big black ass. I'll see that they bury your dumb asses in some nice caskets. I'm out of here.

[Blueeyedwoman]

I'm choking.:praise: