[Bill]

I didn't know kids still roller skated?....apparently they do cause in 15 min. I leave to take my daughter to one.....should I expect this to be a very bad experiance?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

When they play "Who let the dogs out", don't forget to go "Woof....woof, woof, woof".

[Bill]

When they play "Who let the dogs out", don't forget to go "Woof....woof, woof, woof".

got it....it's going to be a long night surrounded by 7-9 year old.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

got it....it's going to be a long night surrounded by 7-9 year old.

Yeah. Take some cigarettes and teach some of them how to smoke.

[SanDog]

Or tell them your wiener is a cigarette, and they should smoke that, since the risk of cancer is lower.

[Bill]

I just disciovered that taking you pants off in the middle of your office gives you a strange feeling of freedom...

[what?]

I just disciovered that taking you pants off in the middle of your office gives you a strange feeling of freedom...

I just discovered it gets me my "last warning" from human resources

fucking cubicles ><

[Blueeyedwoman]

Offer the kids some lemonade but when they're not looking, spike it with a little Absolute.

[pepsi]

Adults still rollarskate as well. My friend wants to throw a skating party for her birthday in january. For a person who never got the hang of rollarskating im scared.

[cLaY]

Adults still rollarskate as well. My friend wants to throw a skating party for her birthday in january. For a person who never got the hang of rollarskating im scared.

maybe you'll break your neck and die...that would be fun

[pepsi]

maybe you'll break your neck and die...that would be fun

Wont happen... I think I will be drinking and watching people from the sidelines. I have a horrible phobia of falling. Anything that involves a chance of falling I wont take part of it. This would explain why I never learn to rollarskate or even ride a bike.

[SanDog]

Wont happen... I think I will be drinking and watching people from the sidelines. I have a horrible phobia of falling. Anything that involves a chance of falling I wont take part of it. This would explain why I never learn to rollarskate or even ride a bike.

They sell booze at the rink? Things have come a long way since my days at the Wheelhouse Roller rink in Napa CA. I spent every weekend there for about 3 years.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

They sell booze at the rink? Things have come a long way since my days at the Wheelhouse Roller rink in Napa CA. I spent every weekend there for about 3 years.

So you were that 30 year old guy with the sack of candy?

[SanDog]

So you were that 30 year old guy with the sack of candy?

HA!

It was in elementary school. 10-12 years old.

AH FREAK OUT. LA FREAK, SAY CHIC.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

HA!

It was in elementary school. 10-12 years old.

AH FREAK OUT.
LA FREAK , SAY CHIC.

I remember that song. And
Car Wash ,
Shake Shake Shake ,
Brick House ,
Superstitious ,
Play that Funky Music ,
Flashlight ,