do you all know that when the million-dollar Hope Diamond was donated to the Smithsonian Institution, it was mailed from New York City to Washington, D.C., in a brown paper parcel?
You fucks should respect that.
Bet you'd like to suck my dick with those nice big lips
You know nothing about respect.
Sin,
Tom Brady
Benjamin Franklin was the first Postmaster General. bet you didn't know that, jerkoff
Let me tell you a little bit of something about the Federal Law in this land. Now you can chose to wipe your feet on the rules that govern our federal agencies, but I will be there to uphold those rules, because unlike you, I know a little something about respect. You may not know this, but it is a federal crime to impersonate a postal official. That's right. Those guys in the funny short pants, the silly hat, the ones that you pee your pants when the dog gets out and chases them down the street, yeah, they are protected. They are protected by guys like me. Guys that carry the badge.
Joe friday troll is in my top three one.
props to the owner of that one