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#1

I went to Wal Mart and spent $107.00 on shit tonight. I hate that fucking place. Fat women looking at Pro Keds for their kids. Making me smell the rank stench of urine when they are walking ahead of me. I bought some ground beef there. It reminds me of the meat you get in a state like California, complete shit. I visited LA about a year ago and my buddy bought hamburger that came in a tube. Yummy! He said that's one of the worst things about living there. Same thing with Las Vegas. I went to a BBQ and had a pork chop that was as thick as a piece of Wonder Bread. When I eat a chop, I want to know it's working. My heart should start beating harder as it lines my arteries with pig fat.

Another thing, why is it that every single person loses their ability to think when at Wal Mart? I had a lady checking out in front of me and one of her items didn't have a barcode on it. THe cashier asked her what the item was, she said she didn't know. How in the fuck do you not know? Was it in the "grab bag" section? And really, I don't know why the cashier was asking anyway. It's not like he could figure out how to ring it up without a barcode. Fuck him and her both. Want to see me completely lose my shit? Take me to Wal Mart for a few hours and give me a list of stuff to get. I'd gladly give up my life to have them napalm the whole fucking franchise.
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#2

why the hell do you go there?

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#3

snarg Wrote:why the hell do you go there?

I have no clue!
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#4

well, keep your ass out of there, harvey

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#5

[Image: walmart.jpg]

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#6

minorthreat Wrote:I went to Wal Mart and spent $107.00 on shit tonight. I hate that fucking place. Fat women looking at Pro Keds for their kids. Making me smell the rank stench of urine when they are walking ahead of me. I bought some ground beef there. It reminds me of the meat you get in a state like California, complete shit. I visited LA about a year ago and my buddy bought hamburger that came in a tube. Yummy! He said that's one of the worst things about living there. Same thing with Las Vegas. I went to a BBQ and had a pork chop that was as thick as a piece of Wonder Bread. When I eat a chop, I want to know it's working. My heart should start beating harder as it lines my arteries with pig fat.

Another thing, why is it that every single person loses their ability to think when at Wal Mart? I had a lady checking out in front of me and one of her items didn't have a barcode on it. THe cashier asked her what the item was, she said she didn't know. How in the fuck do you not know? Was it in the "grab bag" section? And really, I don't know why the cashier was asking anyway. It's not like he could figure out how to ring it up without a barcode. Fuck him and her both. Want to see me completely lose my shit? Take me to Wal Mart for a few hours and give me a list of stuff to get. I'd gladly give up my life to have them napalm the whole fucking franchise.

Amen!

This is what I've been talking about. I hate that place. BTW, never buy any meat from there. Their beef is shit, and I got chicken once that I couldn't even cut with a knife.
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#7

My mom and aunts were visiting and we went to the Wal-Mart here in Muncie. We were joking around in Spanish and a fucking cashier told us that we were in America now, so we needed to speak American. I told her she looked like Miss Piggy and that my purse was worth more than her entire year's wages. Wal-Mart is the sixth circle of hell. I hate that fucking place.
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#8

WabbitofChaos Wrote:My mom and aunts were visiting and we went to the Wal-Mart here in Muncie. We were joking around in Spanish and a fucking cashier told us that we were in America now, so we needed to speak American. I told her she looked like Miss Piggy and that my purse was worth more than her entire year's wages. Wal-Mart is the sixth circle of hell. I hate that fucking place.

don't be mean, your purse can't put the good on the lines when they are empty. you always need some trained monkey around you.
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#9

Fine. But she did look like Miss Piggy.
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#10

I always let the mexican floor cleaners suck my wang next to the gun display for a few shinny pennies.
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#11

Bill Wrote:I always let the mexican floor cleaners suck my wang next to the gun display for a few shinny pennies.

Nice. We don't actually have any Mexicans here in Muncie, just whitetrash hillbilly sister fuckers. I've heard that they'll suck dick for free.
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#12

WabbitofChaos Wrote:Nice. We don't actually have any Mexicans here in Muncie, just whitetrash hillbilly sister fuckers. I've heard that they'll suck dick for free.

I would never ask any one to suck my dick for free....that's just demoralizing to the downtroden.
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#13

Bill Wrote:I would never ask any one to suck my dick for free....that's just demoralizing to the downtroden.

Now that I'm thinking back to all those times I sucked dick for free I feel so demoralized.
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#14

WabbitofChaos Wrote:Now that I'm thinking back to all those times I sucked dick for free I feel so demoralized.

I'd have at least bought you diner.
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#15

Bill Wrote:I'd have at least bought you diner.

Thanks Bill, that's sweet.
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#16

WabbitofChaos Wrote:Thanks Bill, that's sweet.

I'm a giver baby.
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