[cLaY]

how are my two lovers doing? work must be really great today!

[BIRD33]

The Christmas bonus makes it worth it.

[Bill]

The Christmas bonus makes it worth it.

That was like pulling out with no warning.....

[TomFoolery]

I'm not doing much of shit here.

So this broad calls me up last night at 11:30 and begs me to go to the bar. I show up looking fresh, dressed, like a million bucks ('sup Slick Rick) and she introduces me to the guy she is there with. It's their second date. They kissed in front of me.

What the fuck?

[Bill]

I'm not doing much of shit here.

So this broad calls me up last night at 11:30 and begs me to go to the bar. I show up looking fresh, dressed, like a million bucks ('sup Slick Rick) and she introduces me to the guy she is there with. It's their second date. They kissed in front of me.

What the fuck?

You should have tried to get into his pants.

[TomFoolery]

I fucking hate this shit. Does anybody else here deal with the fucked up women situation that I do?

[Bill]

I fucking hate this shit. Does anybody else here deal with the fucked up women situation that I do?

I'm married. But before that. No.

You do have a tallent for bringing out the worst in women.

[TomFoolery]

I think these whores all visit IT and troll me just so I can come here and rant.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

she introduces me to the guy she is there with. It's their second date. They kissed in front of me.

:lool:

[Blueeyedwoman]

I think these whores all visit IT and troll me just so I can come here and rant.

Bess Teaten pmed me. She would like you to meet her at 11:30pm tonight looking natty. She'll buy.

[TomFoolery]

True story: I JUST got off the phone with this girl. She invited me to see a movie tonight. What a bitch.

[Bill]

True story: I JUST got off the phone with this girl. She invited me to see a movie tonight. What a bitch.

umm, maybe they are feeling you out for a threesome....You should have said I'll go if you touch my cock during the movie.

[BIRD33]

She thinks you are gay.

[PurpleHaze]

I'm not doing much of shit here.

So this broad calls me up last night at 11:30 and begs me to go to the bar. I show up looking fresh, dressed, like a million bucks ('sup Slick Rick) and she introduces me to the guy she is there with. It's their second date. They kissed in front of me.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Which girl is this??

[TomFoolery]

What the fuck?

Which girl is this??

Joe's girlfriend's cousin/roommate.

[Blueeyedwoman]

True story: I JUST got off the phone with this girl. She invited me to see a movie tonight. What a bitch.

You're going to the movie, aren't you?

[BIRD33]

Tom have fun during your ''cheaper by the dozen II" threesome.

[Bill]

Tom have fun during your ''cheaper by the dozen II" threesome.

I was in philly last tuesday, I thought about you sitting in the back seat while your dealer was busy getting jacked in the drivers seat.

[BIRD33]

I was in philly last tuesday, I thought about you sitting in the back seat while your dealer was busy getting jacked in the drivers seat.

Thats why my balls were turning red.

[Bill]

Thats why my balls were turning red.

Sorry bout that.

the skullyull (SP?) expressway is the suxors.