12-21-2005, 08:02 PM
will look good in pinstripes. fucker better shave though.
Jon Damon (sp)
12-21-2005, 08:03 PM
Are you talking about my boyfriend?
What's this about?
What's this about?
12-21-2005, 08:06 PM
if i met Johnny Damon or any Yankee for that matter, i'd punch them in the throat and check their pockets for cash.
12-21-2005, 08:06 PM
CT280 Wrote:better trash the red sox t shirt.
What the fuck?!
![[Image: boston.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/FattyJ16/boston.jpg)
12-21-2005, 08:08 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:What the fuck?!
53 mil to change uniforms. arod won't put up with his laying around the clubhouse couch with his crank draped over the edge either.
12-21-2005, 08:10 PM
CT280 Wrote:53 mil to change uniforms. arod won't put up with his laying around the clubhouse couch with his crank draped over the edge either.
he'll put it in his mouth probably
12-21-2005, 08:13 PM
What the hell is all this???
Damon Had Sex While Wife Was In Labor
BOSTON--In his new book Idiot: Beating the Curse and Enjoying the Game of Life, Red Sox star Johnny Damon confesses to cheating on his first wife several times with dozens of different women. The most shocking revelation comes in the third chapter when he admits to having sex with nine different women while his wife was in labor. According to Damon, the sex acts all took place in the maternity ward, including one encounter that occurred on the bed adjacent to the former Mrs. Damon as she struggled to deliver their first child.
In an interview with David Letterman, Damon played down the incidents, saying he was âjust trying to have some fun.â
âYou know, Iâm kind of a wild man,â he said. âI love to have fun, you know. Well, when my wife went into labor, it was kind of a drag. It was taking forever and I had to sit there and wait. But Iâm not the kind of person who can sit still for too long, so I went out into the halls looking for a little adventure. Well I found it. I banged 9 nurses during my wifeâs 36-hour labor. It was a lot more fun than sitting in that stuffy little room and listening to her complain.â
Damon went on to describe the encounters in graphic detail.
âI got bored in the delivery room so I decided to go for a walk down the hall,â he said. âAnd you know how it is being a major league ballplayer. There are always plenty of girls available, if you know what I mean. I met the first one as she was wheeling an old unconscious guy down the hall. She said âHey, youâre Johnny Damon from the Royals, right?â I said âYesâ and we had sex right there. Thatâs one.â
âNumbers two, three, and four happened simultaneously,â he continued. âThey were candy stripers or something, I donât know. Just a few teenagers. They were by the water fountain I was drinking out of after I banged the first girl. Well, once they realized who I was, we all went right into the bathroom and had a foursome, all while my wife was in labor. It probably sounds cruel, but you have to understand that I canât be tied down to being a âhusbandâ and âfather.â I wanted to live. I wanted to do things like fish, rock climb, wind surf, and ruin my wifeâs life.â
The rest of the women were also nurses, including the one who was assisting in the delivery of Damonâs first born son.
âShe was pretty hot, especially when she was screaming âPush! Harder! Harder! Man, that was sexy,â he said. âSo I just looked at her, she looked at me, and the next thing you know we were screwing our brains out on the bed next to my wife. My wife was all screaming at me and calling me names. But thatâs how she was. She always liked to nag. I finally couldnât take it anymore and we had to go in a different room. I could still hear her nagging, though, so I had the doctor wheel her bed out to the parking lot.â
In the book, Damon describes his first wife, Angie Vannice, as an overbearing nuisance who cramped his style and prevented him from having fun and living his life. However, Vannice disputed that account and accused Damon of being more interested in partying than taking care of his family.
âI think itâs absolutely absurd that he would come out and say those things,â said Vannice. âHeâs actually bragging about cheating on me while I was sitting at home with the kids. And that story about the nurse at the hospital? Thatâs typical Johnny. He started having sex with her on the bed next to me while I was in labor. As you can imagine, I was pissed. I knew Johnny loved women, but he had never taken his obsession this far. This was the nurse that was delivering my baby, for Godâs sake. Not only that, she was about 70 years old. I guess he didnât put that in the book.â
Still, Damon refuses to apologize for his actions. Right or wrong, the self proclaimed âidiotâ says he has no regrets.
âHey, thatâs just the way I was back then. I wasnât happy in my marriage, and thatâs just how I dealt with it,â he said. âSee, ballplayers are a different breed. With all the women throwing themselves at you, it can be hard to resist. I canât even keep track of all the girls I slept with back then. Half of time I didnât even know their names. My ex-wife, she was a nice lady but she wasnât right for me. She was, like, totally obsessed with being a caring mother and doting over our children. Boring!â
Damon also said he is working on a sequel to the book in which he admits to cheating on his current wife.
http://www.thebrushback.com/damon_full.htm
:S
I do not like him anymore.
Damon Had Sex While Wife Was In Labor
BOSTON--In his new book Idiot: Beating the Curse and Enjoying the Game of Life, Red Sox star Johnny Damon confesses to cheating on his first wife several times with dozens of different women. The most shocking revelation comes in the third chapter when he admits to having sex with nine different women while his wife was in labor. According to Damon, the sex acts all took place in the maternity ward, including one encounter that occurred on the bed adjacent to the former Mrs. Damon as she struggled to deliver their first child.
In an interview with David Letterman, Damon played down the incidents, saying he was âjust trying to have some fun.â
âYou know, Iâm kind of a wild man,â he said. âI love to have fun, you know. Well, when my wife went into labor, it was kind of a drag. It was taking forever and I had to sit there and wait. But Iâm not the kind of person who can sit still for too long, so I went out into the halls looking for a little adventure. Well I found it. I banged 9 nurses during my wifeâs 36-hour labor. It was a lot more fun than sitting in that stuffy little room and listening to her complain.â
Damon went on to describe the encounters in graphic detail.
âI got bored in the delivery room so I decided to go for a walk down the hall,â he said. âAnd you know how it is being a major league ballplayer. There are always plenty of girls available, if you know what I mean. I met the first one as she was wheeling an old unconscious guy down the hall. She said âHey, youâre Johnny Damon from the Royals, right?â I said âYesâ and we had sex right there. Thatâs one.â
âNumbers two, three, and four happened simultaneously,â he continued. âThey were candy stripers or something, I donât know. Just a few teenagers. They were by the water fountain I was drinking out of after I banged the first girl. Well, once they realized who I was, we all went right into the bathroom and had a foursome, all while my wife was in labor. It probably sounds cruel, but you have to understand that I canât be tied down to being a âhusbandâ and âfather.â I wanted to live. I wanted to do things like fish, rock climb, wind surf, and ruin my wifeâs life.â
The rest of the women were also nurses, including the one who was assisting in the delivery of Damonâs first born son.
âShe was pretty hot, especially when she was screaming âPush! Harder! Harder! Man, that was sexy,â he said. âSo I just looked at her, she looked at me, and the next thing you know we were screwing our brains out on the bed next to my wife. My wife was all screaming at me and calling me names. But thatâs how she was. She always liked to nag. I finally couldnât take it anymore and we had to go in a different room. I could still hear her nagging, though, so I had the doctor wheel her bed out to the parking lot.â
In the book, Damon describes his first wife, Angie Vannice, as an overbearing nuisance who cramped his style and prevented him from having fun and living his life. However, Vannice disputed that account and accused Damon of being more interested in partying than taking care of his family.
âI think itâs absolutely absurd that he would come out and say those things,â said Vannice. âHeâs actually bragging about cheating on me while I was sitting at home with the kids. And that story about the nurse at the hospital? Thatâs typical Johnny. He started having sex with her on the bed next to me while I was in labor. As you can imagine, I was pissed. I knew Johnny loved women, but he had never taken his obsession this far. This was the nurse that was delivering my baby, for Godâs sake. Not only that, she was about 70 years old. I guess he didnât put that in the book.â
Still, Damon refuses to apologize for his actions. Right or wrong, the self proclaimed âidiotâ says he has no regrets.
âHey, thatâs just the way I was back then. I wasnât happy in my marriage, and thatâs just how I dealt with it,â he said. âSee, ballplayers are a different breed. With all the women throwing themselves at you, it can be hard to resist. I canât even keep track of all the girls I slept with back then. Half of time I didnât even know their names. My ex-wife, she was a nice lady but she wasnât right for me. She was, like, totally obsessed with being a caring mother and doting over our children. Boring!â
Damon also said he is working on a sequel to the book in which he admits to cheating on his current wife.
http://www.thebrushback.com/damon_full.htm
:S
I do not like him anymore.
12-21-2005, 08:16 PM
Not to mention that he has to shave and cut his hair. PH now hates him.
12-21-2005, 08:39 PM
That is some funny shit right there.
The yanks will regret this move in no less than 18 months.
The yanks will regret this move in no less than 18 months.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
12-21-2005, 08:44 PM
Tribal Dragon Wrote:Rack the Evil Empire!
What is up with the hating in the Av? Why you gotta kick a brother when he is down?
On a side note, all the Charger fans around here are really pulling for the Raiders. I am pretty up in the air, on one hand I hate the Chargers. On the other I hate the Chiefs. And on my cock, I hate the Broncos.
This AFC West thing sucks for me.
I am pulling for a high draft pick, so keep losing, Al.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
12-21-2005, 08:50 PM
SanDog Wrote:What is up with the hating in the Av? Why you gotta kick a brother when he is down?I'll change it for you. I thought it would be funny.
On a side note, all the Charger fans around here are really pulling for the Raiders. I am pretty up in the air, on one hand I hate the Chargers. On the other I hate the Chiefs. And on my cock, I hate the Broncos.
This AFC West thing sucks for me.
I am pulling for a high draft pick, so keep losing, Al.
cratch:Merry Christmas Sandog!
Son, I am Disappoint.
12-21-2005, 09:03 PM
So is that stuff I posted true or not. ><
12-21-2005, 09:07 PM
Tribal Dragon Wrote:I'll change it for you. I thought it would be funny.
Merry Christmas Sandog!
You did not have to change it, I was just wondering if it was for me.
Merry Holidays to you too, TD.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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