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What would you buy me for Christmas?
#1

If you could...

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#2

the morning after pill and a time machine set 9 months prior to your birth.

See You In Toledo
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#3

now see I was thinking of a muzzle and a new broken keyboard.
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#4

a hotlink to cf..


bye bye
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#5

I would tell you I am a Witness and we don't recognize Christmas.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#6

A ride in a one horse open shed on a starry night full of falling stars with some tzigan playing cello.
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#7

10 inches of plastic and 2 batteries
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#8

I'd buy you some quality time with my cock.

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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