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M$ future plans :
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See the Future of IT: Self-Managing Dynamic Systems

another bright idea brought you by the people who are so afraid by the penguin that they send you every week some fucking email with fucking "interviews of the people in the know". Basically it's two pages of "I use m$ products. I love them. I use m$ products they are stable and fast. you gotta lov'em too".

But I'm mean sometimes they speak of other systems :

"Linux : it's bad because you have to do things on command line and it's communist. You hate communism ? so you hate linux too ! love microsoft"

or they could be more objectives :

"Ok so Energy commission needed some software to run the space station and that huge atomic reactor, they used some kind of totally rewritten Unix system by 2000 monkey coderz to do that. It runs flawlessly but it costed 20 gazillions bucks to the people. Now imagine the same things with windows : 2500 dollars on a low end dell computer all costs included. IS IT SO IMPORTANT to monitor in real time the state of the nuclear core ? We at microsoft we think no (see our new independent study that clear shows that you got love m$".


ps : I don't receive those mails anymore apparentely they fall in the junk bucket in the mail server. I feel happy this way.
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#2

I confused, I can't follow words. I think I need more sleep.

:finger:
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#3

Slurker Wrote:I confused, I can't follow words. I think I need more sleep.

would a massage fit you ? :lol:

ps : it was supposed to be somewhat a funny thing to read, but it's a little bit over geeky.
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ntype Wrote:would a massage fit you ? :lol:

ps : it was supposed to be somewhat a funny thing to read, but it's a little bit over geeky.

Yes please.

It went over my head. Confusedlaptom:

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#5

Slurker Wrote:Yes please.

It went over my head. Confusedlaptom:

[Image: massage%20waterfall2.jpg]

step 2. find a waterfall.
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#6

You're awfully pretty for a man. But you have man-hands so keep going. Thank you.

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#7

Slurker Wrote:You're awfully pretty for a man. But you have man-hands so keep going. Thank you.

Cool

"from the head to the toes" it's my motto
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