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I Can't Get Pussy
#1

Please pity me in this thread. Thanks.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

Maybe if you were nicer to females.
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#3

I may have been one of the only people to actually know this is a false statment.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#4

Michman Wrote:I may have been one of the only people to actually know this is a false statment.

Please don't ruin my thread.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

Are you trying to be sarcastic now because you think you can? Its weird because I have seen you picture. Your not that bad looking but you cant get laid or is this what you want everyone here to believe? Post about fucking the shit outve some girl. I am sure you will get great feedback.

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#6

:kiss: I'm sorry. Would you like mine?

:finger:
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#7

Slurker Wrote::kiss: I'm sorry. Would you like mine?

Yes please.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:Yes please.

Ok, your place or mine? I promise I won't get all clingy and emotional this time.

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#9

pepsi Wrote:Are you trying to be sarcastic now because you think you can? Its weird because I have seen you picture. Your not that bad looking but you cant get laid or is this what you want everyone here to believe? Post about fucking the shit outve some girl. I am sure you will get great feedback.

It's the internet, nothing personal. I wouldn't like to hear of Tom fucking the shit out of a girl. I like to know he's horny, makes me feel like I have a chance.

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#10

pepsi Wrote:Post about fucking the shit outve some girl.

http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showth...hp?t=14404

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#11

Slurker Wrote:It's the internet, nothing personal. I wouldn't like to hear of Tom fucking the shit out of a girl. I like to know he's horny, makes me feel like I have a chance.

Slurker, you're dealing with one of the dumbest human beings on the planet, one who brags about stealing merchandise, one who talks about supporting her balck boyfriend with money, and one who talks of aborting her now born daughter. There's no use talking sense into her.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#12

cLaY Wrote:Slurker, you're dealing with one of the dumbest human beings on the planet, one who brags about stealing merchandise, one who talks about supporting her balck boyfriend with money, and one who talks of aborting her now born daughter. There's no use talking sense into her.
First I dont steal merchandise. I am married have a daughter I wont get caught for some shit like that. I was dumb on the black bf part and its funny now how tries to make up for it. I was dumb for thinking about aborting my daughter when she was only a GROUP OF CELLS not even a FETUS yet. Now I couldnt imagine my life without her. Shes filled with smiles and giggles. She is a blessing and a wonderful baby.

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#13

you stole bitch

http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showth...ight=purse

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#14

cLaY Wrote:you stole bitch

http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showth...ight=purse
I didnt steal enough said.

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#15

pepsi Wrote:First I dont steal merchandise. I am married have a daughter I wont get caught for some shit like that. I was dumb on the black bf part and its funny now how tries to make up for it. I was dumb for thinking about aborting my daughter when she was only a GROUP OF CELLS not even a FETUS yet. Now I couldnt imagine my life without her. Shes filled with smiles and giggles. She is a blessing and a wonderful baby.

Remember that time how you almost got raped but didn't want to call the cops? That was pretty stupid.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#16

pepsi Wrote:I didnt steal enough said.

Would you say that you acquired merchandise in a way that isn't legal?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#17

TomFoolery Wrote:Remember that time how you almost got raped but didn't want to call the cops? That was pretty stupid.
I dont like dealing with the authorities. Too much things to go through plus I was scared. This brings out how alot of women wont report things such as this for these reasons. I also didnt want my family to know what happen.

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#18

pepsi Wrote:I also didnt want my family to know what happen.

I'm pretty sure they know you're a whore by now.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#19

TomFoolery Wrote:Would you say that you acquired merchandise in a way that isn't legal?
Somewhat yes somewhat no.

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#20

pepsi Wrote:I dont like dealing with the authorities. Too much things to go through plus I was scared. This brings out how alot of women wont report things such as this for these reasons. I also didnt want my family to know what happen.

Fuck you're dumb. I honestly feel sorry for anyone related to you or has to speak to you on a daily basis. Too bad you didn't abort your child, she would be better off.

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