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...just in the cafeteria eating chicken McNuggets and crunchy peanut butter when a piece of poop fell out of my butt, rolled down my leg, and fell in my new sneakers. Life sucks sometimes.
LOL OMG that is so weird...*giggle*
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1o1! \|\|tf?! \/3ry fu|\||\|y11! r4ck y0u1!
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BIRD33 Wrote:BBQ or Honey?
crunchy peanut butter?
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fem Wrote:1o1! \|\|tf?! \/3ry fu|\||\|y11! r4ck y0u1!
l33t, the language of love
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cLaY Wrote:l33t, the language of love
i 10\/3 y0u1!11
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Anhil8tor Wrote:not your best work
your wife's breathe wreaks of puppy shit and bruised turnips.
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i bought a quart of transmission fluid to fuk tonight
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Fuckin clay is cracking me up.!
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What's with guy's on here and their fucking wives that don't ever give it up?
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my cock is too big, she doesn't like me in her. she only lets me rub it against her clit. fuckin' bitch.
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cLaY Wrote:my cock is too big, she doesn't like me in her. she only lets me rub it against her clit. fuckin' bitch.
That's fucking ridiculous. That's like a huge tease to me. Fuck the teasing and shove that cock in me damnit! !
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I know my dick isn't too big.. no 6-1/4" ever hurt anyone.
edit: oh shit.. cock has been typed..
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fem Wrote:That's fucking ridiculous. That's like a huge tease to me. Fuck the teasing and shove that cock in me damnit! !
It didn't seem to bother her before she was on birth control. i can imagine my shiny knob might be a rude awaking to most vagina's.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:I know my dick isn't too big.. no 6-1/4" ever hurt anyone.
edit: oh shit.. cock has been typed..
bill in here in 5....4......3....
nice touch on the 1/4"
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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