[Vitamin E]

CoWorker: my irrational fear of the week - falling down my basement stairs and no one finds me until I start to decompose
CoWorker: it is morbid random thought day
CoWorker: aren't you glad I'm leaving early tomorrow?
CoWorker: you sure you really want me to show up for happy hour?
VitaminE: I thought all dogs would break a window and run to the Ranger station and bark until they came to rescue you
CoWorker: not my dog
CoWorker: and the cats, well, they would probably start knawing on the corspe
CoWorker: saw that in an episode of CSI
CoWorker: I think I need a vacation now.
VitaminE: cats rule
CoWorker: you don't strike me as a cat person
VitaminE: I have a cat
CoWorker: poor kitty
VitaminE: you have no idea
CoWorker: I think what you do may be illegal in many states

[leeman]

You have a very "awake" Coworker.....

[ntype]

wtf if you die in your basement and nobody finds you before one week du to the rotting smell it's not really your business anymore.

[TomFoolery]

He sounds nice.

[Fairiedust]

Is it a dry basement? Finished? Decomp would vary

[ntype]

Is it a dry basement? Finished? Decomp would vary

first hand serial killer experience talking here ?

[SanDog]

He sounds nice.

Rimjob!