[Major Private]

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[Major Private]

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[Mastermoose]

Stop being gay.

[Major Private]

I am not gat U ioi love oussy ans d

[Mastermoose]

Yes.

[minorthreat]

Shit thread.

[paybacksare]

These are getting old.

[Don]

So are you so get over it.

[Major Private]

Ok, just wake up a bit past noon, with Mrs Private pi$$ed the fuck off at me for something I did :O Maybe drunken flirting???
Will get some of my cam phone pics up later today. I never did puke, althought I was on the verge of it for a while. I drank 2 magnums of nice Aussie wine, 1 shiraz, and 1 chardonnay with 3 other people (of course I was slamming them at a 6-1 ratio, Ranger style) and 3 Bloody Mary's. I fucked up his toast (GOD how embaressing) it was supposed to be :May the best day of your past, be the worst day of your future.
I said it backwards, I think, but everyone knew what I meant(I hope so anyway) Oh man, the weed that some peeps had there--Grape Skunk 'Dro---- HOW did I drive home???

Good Times

[Don]

I dunno but you shouldn't have driven home.

Sounds like a good party.

Now go stick your cock in the mrs and she will fogive you. If not do it anyways at least you will get off.

[Major Private]

Good advice. I will try it when she gets home from shopping

[Don]

Did she take your Credit/bank card??? If she did she will have forgiven you when she gets home after spending al your cash.

[Major Private]

D'oh!!!
I did not think about that. OwN3d

[Don]

Ya it happened to me too..... good thing I am poor