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I may go to the shooting range tonight. After that I'll be getting hammered and hitting on random females. I may end up at the titty bar.
Tomorrow I'll be watching the Badgers kick the shit out of the Ilini. Fuck Ron Zook. I'll probably have phone sex with BIRD33 too and then get hammered again.
Sunday will be full of weed smoking and watching football. If any of you fuckers want to get your ass handed to you at MVP Baseball 2005, Madden 2006, or NBA Live 2006 on XBox Live! this weekend hit me via PM.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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whatcha shootin? haven't hit the range in over 6months...been too long...
will there be lubrication with the phone sex?
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Halloween/keg party, pumpkin carving, sex, weed, football, yardwork.
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Im going to try to find a good home for tomfoolery.Works picked up and I've got limited time bring up a grown man via the internet so Im looking for a responsible person to be his new daddy.
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leave Bird alone bitch...
tonight--blunts, beer starting at 6, cards starting at 8.
saturday--come in to the offfice for a few hours, winterize the yard and house, private halloween party with me and the spoucer at my house.
sunday--watch the Lions and Jeff Garcia PWN the Bears, beers, blunts, excessive masturbation.
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Tonight - David Allen Coe downtown. As part of the show I will be smoking kind bud and taking a loratab (sp?). I may not remember the show but I will have a good time.
Tomorrow - working until 3.. then dropping the kid off with my parents and spending some "quality time" with the spouser.
Sunday - Football followed by a party at my wifes aunts. There will be large amounts of soup and beer consumed. I will more than like urinate outside all three days this weekend.
PS If anyone wants some saints tickets I have some for section S18... nice seats.. but I don't feel like going.
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Throwin a fat party at the trailer. Fuck some high school bitches. Get stoned and watch football. Rosy palm it and repeat
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tonight, hook with my 2 ozs, get so high yoo could blindfold me with dental floss, tomorrow a Halloween party at my partners house, Sunday firends coming over for grilling and smoking down. Wifes OTR, so no sex except for my hand and porn
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NinjaBassist Wrote:Throwin a fat party at the trailer. Fuck some high school bitches. Get stoned and watch football. Rosy palm it and repeat
RACK it!
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You know it Clay. nothing like drunk high school bitches in their halloween costumes. Most the ones coming over like to dress up in sexy halloween costumes. On a side note one of them said they could get their whole girls soccer team over. I'm hopin for a ratio 4-1 female to male.
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NinjaBassist Wrote:You know it Clay. nothing like drunk high school bitches in their halloween costumes. Most the ones coming over like to dress up in sexy halloween costumes. On a side note one of them said they could get their whole girls soccer team over. I'm hopin for a ratio 4-1 female to male.
What I wouldn't give to fuck an
18 year old bald vodka sloshed high school vagina right now.
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Fly up to Washington and give it a shot. Hell even if you dont get laid feel free to fuck my trailer up.
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Whats wrong with your wifes pussy?? Loose?
Want me to come over and bruise it up a bit so its tighter for ya?
Hey what are friends for?
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NinjaBassist Wrote:Fly up to Washington and give it a shot. Hell even if you dont get laid feel free to fuck my trailer up.
I will consider this, I need a reason to visit.
Major Private Wrote:Whats wrong with your wifes pussy?? Loose?
Want me to come over and bruise it up a bit so its tighter for ya?
Hey what are friends for?
Too tight, my cock is enormous. It hurts her.
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PurpleHaze Wrote:He's not joking. :mellow:
Its true. Apparently Toms ass is now just a slip and slide for his poo.
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