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things about myself:
1. i smoke a lot of herb
2. mary jane is the only woman for me
3. i've got a dog named cheech, he's an English Bulldog
4. i play guitar, not very good
5. i've never had an STD, that I know of
6. was once engaged to be married, but the bitch cheated on me at her bachlorette party
7. i'm 28 years old
8. live in a condo, mexicans do all my yard work
9. i've slept with at least 3 of my neighbors, 2 of which were married women
10. went to school at the University of California majoring in manufacturing engineering
11. only have to work in the office 1 week a month
12. my parents grew up in the city of love, san fransisco
13. i have no siblings
14. once got the fuck beat out of me for hitting on a dudes girlfriend, she grabbed my junk and he got pissed
15. i can stretch my scrotum up and over my entire penis
16. sometimes i beat off on my drive home
17. i think the idea of this thread is stupid
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1. I have more cars than licensed drivers in my house.
2. Spent 8 years in the Navy on submarines. Some of the best times ever.
3. Played Tennis in HS as part of National Championship team.
4. I did not graduate from college, but intend to, just for shits and giggles.
5. Still wear checkered Vans, but whenever possible wear flipflops.
6. My son is the most important person in my life, with my wife a close second.
8. The Raiders and Padres are my teams
9. I drink Coors Light because I like it.
10. I drink really good wine, red, because I like it.
11. I am not much of a fighter, but when I fight I will not hesitate to use weapons of any kind.
12. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
13. There are 4 kids in my family, all on their first marriage, all over 10 years.
14. My parents are still married, so are my wifes.
15. I bought a 911, just because I could.
16. My only pet is a cat.
17. I usually each lunch in my car, reading the newpaper, because it is the only place I don't get interrupted.
18. I have never slept with a woman I considered less than a 7.
19. I usually drink to excess when I drink.
20. My favorite color is gray.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Bill Wrote:oh what the fuck....
30 eh?
1. I'm a family dood
2. I've lived in a trailer
3. I'm a redneck
4. I have never had a gun rack in a vechicle
5. I always have beer in one of the 3 fridges at home.
6. I live for tequila.
7. I'm a pretty good with my hands.
8. I love fishing
9. I love hunting more.
10. I played football and was on the wrestling team in HS
11. I was kicked outta the USAF for having a bad back.
12. My wife used to be a stripper.
13. I was a wild teenager.
14. I lost my virgnity to two girls.
15. I've had the clap once.
16. I own 3 horses.
17. I own a tractor.
18. I take better care of my 4 wheeler than I do my car.
19. I've had Chamydia twice.
20. I've never paid for sex.
21. I miss playing the guitar.
22. I hate my x-wife. (the I'd laugh at her funeral kinda hate)
23. I haven't spoken to my mother in 3 years.
24. I've passed out in a public place over 6 times.
25. I love a good bar brawl.
26. I have never been knocked out. (you pussy)
27. I've had sex in very populated public places.
28. I've kicked a woman out of my house for having a stinky pussy.
29. I post way too much
30. I'd let VitE PM me a pick of the hook.
Rrreeeeaaaalllyyyy????
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1. I've never done drugs
2. I grew up and lived on a farm.
3. Since I grew up on a farm, i know what a true hard days work is unlike the rest of you city slickers.
4. I married my high school sweetheart this past july.
5. i graduated HS in 99 and college in 03
6. I work for my counties government in the engineers office.
7. I ran track and cross country in HS.
8. I enjoy running, tennis, golf, biking, and fishing.
9. I used to work for a landscape company.
10. I recently found out that my wife is pregnant with our first child.
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Here's some shit about TD
1. I hate commitments as well
2. Xbox Junkie
3. Metro State Class of 2002
4. Benched 325 3 times before I destroyed my shoulders. I've had surgery on the right one(had a piece of my clavicle removed, labrum repaired). I will probably have surgery on the left one soon (messed up AC joint).
5. No comment
6. Very Competetive
7. I have a few trolls
8. I know all the words to "Fuck Tha Police"
9. Played Soccer, Football, Basketball, and ran track in high school
10. Can't play instruments
11. Don't play with my junk pics
12. I did not bone the driver of the Oscar Meyer mobile
13. I boned a Cheerleader
14. I have a wife
15. I'm never bored
16. I also don't back down from a fight
17. I rarely pass up a dare
18. Little obsesive about speed
19. Fishing
20. Drink Wiskey
21. Hunt nothing
22. Own an iPod
23. Ride a snowboard
24. Can't do anything musical, other than rap
25. 7 years in college
26. Lived Kansas when I was much younger
27. I've had no STD's
28. Been knocked down, but not out.
29. I have 2 cats and a german shepherd dog
30. I live in a suburb of denver
Son, I am Disappoint.
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Vitamin E Wrote:Jealous much?
Nah. If I wanted it I could get it.
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Odysseus Wrote:thanks. i'm alittle nervous
Nothing to be nervous about. Kids rule.
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Vitamin E Wrote:Vit E was a wreck before 2.0 showed up. Everyone gets nervous thinking about the responsibilities of being a parent. There's nothing to prepare ya for the joy of looking at the little bundle of puke and poop and knowing you hand a part in creating it. I cried like a dateless fat chick at prom when he was born.
With you around there are no date fat chicks, who you kidding?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?