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Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you.
#81

[QUOTE=TomFoolery]15. I can unwrap a Starburst in my mouth in less than 10 seconds.
They say people who can do this are great lovers and kissers.

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#82

pepsi Wrote:[quote=TomFoolery]15. I can unwrap a Starburst in my mouth in less than 10 seconds.
They say people who can do this are great lovers and kissers.

seriously. who the fuck says this?
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#83

Major Private Wrote:I LOVE Thailand!!! I have relatives there too (my Uncle is married to a Thai). Went there once in the military, and once as a civilian for just pleasure (almost 4 months). Their predominating ideology on life is "Sabai". Loosely translated it means fun. The Thais are a fun loving, friendly people. I highly reccomend it, and I am thinking about investing there if the exchange rate stays good. My Uncle just bought a NICE condo for about $22K USD:eek:
And the weed there???? MwHaaHaaHaa the best in the world.
The word sabai doesnt mean fun. It means well or good. As in are you well today or feeling good. Sabai dee mai... In thai sanook means fun.

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#84

CT280 Wrote:[quote=pepsi]

seriously. who the fuck says this?
Ive know this for a long while. Its been a known rumor here in california. Ive known about it for about 15 years now. Since I was in junior high at the age of 12 or 13 i forgot. Why are you curious? Are you jealous that tom might actually be a good kisser/lover. lol

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pepsi Wrote:[quote=CT280]
Ive know this for a long while. Its been a known rumor here in california. Ive known about it for about 15 years now. Since I was in junior high at the age of 12 or 13 i forgot. Why are you curious? Are you jealous that tom might actually be a good kisser/lover. lol

yeah.

you've heard that if someone can unwrap a starburst with their tongue, this means they are a good kisser?
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#86

pepsi Wrote:The word sabai doesnt mean fun. It means well or good. As in are you well today or feeling good. Sabai dee mai... In thai sanook means fun.
Hence my "loosely translated". Thats how it was explained to me as an ideology of fun in life.
Take SabaiLand, in Pattaya Bech for example:lol2:

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#87

I thought it was if they could tie a cherry stem using only their tongue ......

time to practice on something else
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#88

CT280 Wrote:seriously. who the fuck says this?
I bet this is the line he uses while trying to pick up chicks. :lool:
















(it worked for me. :mellowSmile
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#89

Major Private Wrote:Hence my "loosely translated". Thats how it was explained to me as an ideology of fun in life.
Take SabaiLand, in Pattaya Bech for example:lol2:
In that sence it isnt necessary fun but it can mean you will always be in good spirit when you are there. Theres no such thing as to having a bad time.

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Anhil8tor Wrote:I thought it was if they could tie a cherry stem using only their tongue ......

time to practice on something else
Thats another one....
Tieing the chery stem and unwrapping a starburst in your mouth.

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#91

snarg Wrote:21. used to shoot squirrels with a single shot 22, the only gun i have ever owned, traded 4 old truck batteries for it

I grew up squirrel hunting. You get to be a pretty good shot picking those fuckers out of a tree with a .22. I still love to hunt with a .22. We always served them fried. How did yall cook them?
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#92

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I grew up squirrel hunting. You get to be a pretty good shot picking those fuckers out of a tree with a .22. I still love to hunt with a .22. We always served them fried. How did yall cook them?
Why on earth do you have 5 fridges, flump?
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#93

PurpleHaze Wrote:Why on earth do you have 5 fridges, flump?
1. There is one in the garage for beer, cokes, etc... You know, most people have these.

2. There is one in the Kitchen.

3. There is one in the bar downstairs for wine.

4. There is one in the bar upstairs for beer and wine.

5. There is one at the bar by the pool for beer, cold drinks, and food.
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#94

here we go...

1. 24 years old
2. born in Detroit, raised in Kansas
3. I live and breathe Atlanta Braves baseball, Detroit Lions football, KU basketball, and Detroit Pistons basketball
4. in my world, music makes the world go around.
5. i'm married to the most amazing woman on this planet.
6. with the help of my college roommate, once covered an 8 x 10 foots wall with empty copenhagen cans
7. i drink grey goose vodka, PBR, Rolling Rock and Newcastle thanks to TFs suggestion
8. I've been jumped while rolling on exstacey
9. have had a close friend die/kill themselves every year for the past 11 years.
10. my parents are my best friends
11. experimented with every drug that doesn't involve needles.
12. lost count of my trolls, have a few still in use.
13. played basketball in HS, once chewed out the coach for taking me out of the game
14. sent out countless numbers of cock pics at IT
15. love fishing, biggest catch was a 27" walleye
16. play a little guitar, not very good
17. don't like to fight, but will throw blows if need be
18. never had a STD, though i probably should
19. never fucked a chick that was regretable
20. got two dogs, Lilly and Dora
21. own the entire collection of Thunder Cats figures, Super Friends, and countless amounts of armless GI Joes'
22. love a good steak
23. had the same best friend since i was 2 years old
24. love bald pussy
25. might turn gay for TomFoolery
26. probably should get up and take a dump before i shit myself
27. extreme masturbation addiction
28. hate the fact that i post on a message board
29. will name my first child Emma if a girl and Noah if a boy
30. will vote for Hillary if she runs for president
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#95

cLaY Wrote:here we go...

1. 24 years old
2. born in Detroit, raised in Kansas
3. I live and breathe Atlanta Braves baseball, Detroit Lions football, KU basketball, and Detroit Pistons basketball
4. in my world, music makes the world go around.
5. i'm married to the most amazing woman on this planet.
6. with the help of my college roommate, once covered an 8 x 10 foots wall with empty copenhagen cans
7. i drink grey goose vodka, PBR, Rolling Rock and Newcastle thanks to TFs suggestion
8. I've been jumped while rolling on exstacey
9. have had a close friend die/kill themselves every year for the past 11 years.
10. my parents are my best friends
11. experimented with every drug that doesn't involve needles.
12. lost count of my trolls, have a few still in use.
13. played basketball in HS, once chewed out the coach for taking me out of the game
14. sent out countless numbers of cock pics at IT
15. love fishing, biggest catch was a 27" walleye
16. play a little guitar, not very good
17. don't like to fight, but will throw blows if need be
18. never had a STD, though i probably should
19. never fucked a chick that was regretable
20. got two dogs, Lilly and Dora
21. own the entire collection of Thunder Cats figures, Super Friends, and countless amounts of armless GI Joes'
22. love a good steak
23. had the same best friend since i was 2 years old
24. love bald pussy
25. might turn gay for TomFoolery
26. probably should get up and take a dump before i shit myself
27. extreme masturbation addiction
28. hate the fact that i post on a message board
29. will name my first child Emma if a girl and Noah if a boy
30. will vote for Hillary if she runs for president


Thanks, man. You sound like a total goob.
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#96

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Thanks, man. You sound like a total goob.

You must have skipped the PBR comment.
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#97

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Thanks, man. You sound like a total goob.

So fucking fat girls DOESN'T make you a goob?
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#98

Vitamin E Wrote:You must have skipped the PBR comment.
Yeah. He hid it after the "Grey Goose" mention. I assumed everything else would be gay in that sentence and moved on.
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#99

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Yeah. He hid it after the "Grey Goose" mention. I assumed everything else would be gay in that sentence and moved on.

I hate Texans.
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cLaY Wrote:So fucking fat girls DOESN'T make you a goob?
Dude, if fucking fat girls made me a goob, I'd have been cast as a regular on Hee Haw.
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